Okay Any Forums, I'm going to see a hooker tomorrow night, any last minutes advice?

Okay Any Forums, I'm going to see a hooker tomorrow night, any last minutes advice?

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DO NOT FUCK WITHOUT A CONDOM! DO NOT EAT HER OUT, that's how you get shit like the jolly rancher story to happen,

>just be polite but direct
>maybe give her a tip if she does a good job? idk bro I actually get bitches

Don’t listen to this faggot. It’s only fucking if you drop your seed balls deep.

fuck her, pay her, move on.

bullshit dude its arugably not fucking since you're paying them to fuck you.

also you don't want gonnaherpasyphhilaids

Just jerk off and save your money.

idk, stay safe and enjoy?

Remember you pay them so you can walk away.

Don't get attached robot.

That's what I usually do but this is a special occasion.

Gotcha.

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Only bring what you're going to spend on her and don't do car dates they suck ASS

Any advice for incalls?

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Kill her afterwards and get your money back, just like GTA, because no one cares in the real world either.

Do a serious attitude check once you get in there. If they seem anything other than 100% gushy and smiling and ready to interact, just leave. Not saying it's a set up or anything, just a lot of them are total bitches who will make it a miserable experience. Don't be afraid to just leave, you will never regret it.

You know what Im saying.

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user that advised about paying to walk away here.

Incalls - when you go to theirs, arrive half hour early so you can drive around the area and get an idea. If it doesn't feel right, walk. If she tells you to park in a specific place, say you've parked up the road as she will be either taking you reg or checking to see if she wants to cancel you. Try to use the shower if possible especially if you're going home to someone. Be aware of your surroundings inside. Listen for other voices. Look around the room-clean? Camera? Someone hiding? Try to give the money at the end if you can. If she asks for money straight away then give it to her. Be polite and remember it's probably her home.

Becareful if there's kids in the house. I once had a hooker laid on her bed, haed hanging over the side giving her a proper throat fucking. She was gurgling and drooling away, and very into it. So was I until I looked up and her 4 year old had walked in and was watching me throat her mother. It wasn't a nice experience for me and probably not the kid. The mum put her back to bed and wanted to carry on. I paid and left. I'm a degenerate fuck, but there's a line.

Make sure the door is locked/deadbolted so you don't get any "surprises"
Other than that you should be okay.

Jolly rancher was with a dudes girlfriend,not the same and if anything it shows just how silly it is to worry about that shit since it can happen with anyone.

>it's not fucking since you're paying them
Oh man it's one of those honor and skill dipshits. Nigga everyone pays to fuck a girl some way some how. Don't trash a good system just because it's the more efficient than hearing Sarah blab about her day over hamburgers so you can access her ass.

Thanks Any Forumsud

USE CONDOMS. USE CONDOMS, so that you'll prevent gettin' a disease or something. Eat mints and carry mints with you, don't overspray yourself with perfume or you'll choke the girl, and... Uh, well... That's it. Stay safe, and get blood tests some days later.

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