Where is the best place to hide really small gold bars ? like a box full of them. Please serious answers. Also not somewhere obvious.
Where is the best place to hide really small gold bars ? like a box full of them. Please serious answers...
At the end of an rainbow
Pack them into your foreskin.
keister
In your mattress/inside a chair
if they're small you can just swallow them. if it worked for Morn it will work for you.
In your ass
Up your stinkditch, you filthy troon
Being realistic, probably tear out the plaster of a wall and dry wall over it
Have them quilted into a scale mail and paint over them so they look like iron/steel. Then display it on a wall or something. Don’t be a pussy
In a worn out stuffed teddy bear
Or inside an inside an bulb
a deep hole in the middle of nowhere
or put it in a chest, chain the chest to a tree and sink it in a lake(also preferrably far away from civilization)
Yarr ye treasure is safest under a few throws of dry earth me boy.
Inside a Nintendo Gamecube.
Inside a PlayStation 2.
Inside insulation.
Inside the toilet tank.
Inside a couch pillow.
Buried in the yard.
Pick a good location (secluded, easy to access, plausible reasons to be there, avoid spots that would be something you'd search in an rpg (under a statue, big tree, etc)).
Mark the gps coordinates and then walk 100+ feet in a specific direction that's easy to explain to someone else (e.g. due north)
mark your distance from point 1
Bury them about 2 to 3 feet down. Faraday cage the box so you don't get a strong precious metal hit on a metal detector.
Sprinkle the pull tabs from cans all over in other holes in the area and all over the ground. Could use a common drinking spot because there will be cans and shit in the ground anyways.
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Enema bulb*
Hollow out a dumbbell. Never a kettlebell, the ruskies will steal those
prison wallet
He had an extra alien stomach to store his latinum in, though.
I own over 100 year old house, and few months ago we found some ww2 memorabilia hidden under the floor planks, so i guess it was safe place.
Anything decent user?
Anything decent user?
toilet tank.
Toilet tank is a bad suggestion. I'd find them as soon as I went to leave OP an upper decker.