Why is children's toys tech stuck in the 90's? A total of 12 voice lines coming out of a tinny speaker.
Why is children's toys tech stuck in the 90's? A total of 12 voice lines coming out of a tinny speaker
Andrew Smith
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Brayden White
Angel Hernandez
Because they determined that putting more increases costs but doesn't increase sales.
Jaxson Kelly
these don't look good for kids
why not a picture book or play doh or origami
Dylan Ortiz
because they made billions of these chips in the 90s and now they have to sell them
Sebastian Allen
Because kids like things that are extremely simple. If it's more complicated than
> Push button
> Sound
They will get frustrated with it.
The kid will ignore it after a year and move on anyway so it's not worth it.
William Lewis
My baby likes fisher price link animals. Apparently, they come with The Nuvoton N569S1K0 an ARM Cortex-M0 32-bit microcontroller running at 49 MHz with 6 kB RAM and 64 kB ROM. These have more than 50 lines. They profit at $10. Kind of insane.
Robert Powell
Jesus, that's overkill for a baby toy. I was happy with blocks and paint.
Mason Myers
when my sis got her kid, i was shocked that a basic fisher-price nightlight had bluetooth and a companion app
Jacob Adams
Holy shit! Is fisher price an actual brand? I always thought it was just slang for low quality products.
Sebastian Smith
Are you seriously this much of a retard? It's not even slang for low quality products, it's slang for "babby's first" products. Because it is a brand of primarily baby toys. Holy shit this fucking board.
Easton Flores
>primarily baby toys
they also make cars.
pic related, is my daily driver
Jayden Evans
Did you think it had something to do with fishermen selling bad fish or something
Adam Wilson
Lead paint I'm guessing
Caleb Moore
I have wooden toys for my baby. Picrel
Luke Collins
you think it's the right thing to do then he grows up to be gay
Aaron Murphy
Adam Gutierrez
Holy shit these things fucking rocked
Thomas Nguyen
this same user will come in here
>omg wtf my baby can't even push the button for sound anymore if there's no internet!! I just want a button and noise thank you
Juan Russell
Brio and Lego is fucking boss.
Fags like got playmobil for christmas because his parents didn't love him.
Brayden White
Had these when I was a kid
Shit was the bomb, played with these fucking things for hours
I laughed at the poor kid who got the plastic piece of garbage that would be out of date in a few years, as I sat there with my awesome huge set of wooden train memes my parents got for free from a relative.
Kevin Lopez
Because children are dumb as fuck, break things, and lose them so no one wants to pay for better features in something that is literal garbage within 6-18 months.