Why do corporate boomers love this shit so much when PostgreSQL exists ?

Why do corporate boomers love this shit so much when PostgreSQL exists ?

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It comes with a number to call when it breaks.

Never seen Postgres breaking to be honest (user fucking up their data doesn't count)

Who you gonna call when users fuck up their data?

Same with Oracle. Problems come from user error, hardware error and hacking.

Oracle aint do shit about that their support is pajeet tier at best.

companies use oracle because it gives the boomer managers someone to blame/complain to when something breaks

Pajeet tier? Search for a problem on the internetz and you'll get real pajeets answering/asking these questions about MySQL and Postgre.

Yeah so same support but for free.

>corpo boomer boots up his thinkpad 9000
>arch linux with anime grub theme
>logs in (no greeter)
>uses dmenu to open firefox
>firefox opens, load the theme after 4 seconds (anime theme)
>hits google
>starts typing
>"did you mean single moms near me?"
>gets distracted, ends up on a porn website
>finally finds pajeet's answer, 3 hours has passed
>it doesn't work
Free. If you don't value your time.

inacurate, corpo boomers uses Windows for sure.
result is the same tho.

>larper loses argument
>starts babbling about arch thinkpads
like clockwork
freetards won the database market, take the fucking L already

He's "that" boomer guy. You know the one with a loli coffee mug?

Fuck you I use artix on my thinkpad.

Because you need support and most people who support Oracle are from India and they are cheap and easy to find.

Use Postgres in Azure with AlloyDB or Citus. Get support from Microsoft (one of the top Postgres contributors). Spare money. Enjoy an objectively superior product.

+you get a way better assistance quality

>Fuck you I use artix on my thinkpad.
and i use ubuntu LTS because some people use linux for actual work, faggot. quit projecting

>I use x for real work!
Oh, so what do you do on Ubuntu LTS?
Details, chief? Because I use Artix for gaming and electrical design. Not even is dealing with dusty databases.

For a long time during the heyday of table-stores, oracle on solaris was chocolate and peanut butter.
It still functions largely the same, but postgres on debian turned out to be the winner of the 2020s for tablestores, no one can argue with container statistics.

>why do real companies where time is money use X
>when a useless autistic neet like me uses Y
>obviously the companies are wrong
Why does every single thread on this pit of a board have to be like this?

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>Implying postgres didn't have top tier performances and isn't used in many pro appliance
Go back to Any Forums please.

At my company, I and the sirs use mysql

Thanks for your reply sir, love mysql, dolphin logo looks beautiful

Corporate boomers like whatever advertises during golf.