If you believe in this, you are a Christian. Nobody else on the planet believes that Satan is real. For most of us...

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Not sure how thats relevant?

sometimes just pointing this out to religious people can flip on a light bulb
>>we think their "enemy" is just as stupid as their "savior"

they come from the same primitive and uneducated, fearful and supplicant desire to control things that are not in their control

they were brainwashed into it

>>they need to grow up

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I mean, maybe? I dunno. I was jammin out to Ghost at the time while she was in the gas station buyin road snacks, and the idea just popped into my head.
She found the topic interesting, and ultimately agreed with me.
But shes also accepting of my view that literally the whole point of religion is to just be a good person. The fact that 99% of people still fuck that up is anywhere from whatever, to kind of amusing to me.

Or a Muslim.

>the whole point of religion is to just be a good person

well, you're wrong, out of the gate

the whole point of religion is to control and extract human equity from the most gullible and least educated, human beings

the whole "be a good person" is marketing

if this thread gets satanic trips, Satan is real

Guess this is a good time to point out the irony that Christians, Muslims and Jews all worship the same god.

>>Islam:

Christianity that rapes little girls, instead of little boys

>>only significant difference

Because humans are inferior to God, they cannot understand what it even means to sin. This is why Jesus is the logical conclusion of the Old Testament teachings. I hope before you go to bed tonight, you get on your knees and praise the LORD for his infinite mercy. It is the least you can do.

This, godtards. Never forget this.

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Gotta disagree. I feel is is about being a good person, but like most things in life, it only takes a greedy few to exploit both it and people who are natural followers, or incapable of thinking for themselves
I know we're not gonna agree on that, and im ok with it, and kets just call it a chicken or the egg type scenario.

in what world does the belief in God and Satan make you a Christian?

>Specifically targeting Christianity
You're as brainwashed as they are. KILL YOURSELF

Ok, whats makes someone a christian?

>>counterpoint

Anyone can be a good person, without appealing to ancient myths and childish stories. Anyone.

It doesn't take religion. In fact, religious thought is far more destructive, at the individual level, and for societies, as a whole, than any memorized and parroted scripture verse, from any holy book.

It's easier to think religion is a net good, but it is, in reality, just a juvenile way to approach the world, and the problems we all experience, in it.

Devils and other evil spirits with malevolent intent exist and many other religions.
But Jesus is lord, faggotkike.

I'm my family's scapegoat so I know what it's like for lucifer to be "god" and societies scapegoat

God already made your parents chop your dick off

In islamic world there is a word for demon being. It is shaitan. It is the same word as satan in pronounce and basically meaning.

Am I supposed to roll?

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see:

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Satan wasn't really a figure in Christianity until hundreds of years after Christ died
the underlying theology actually derives from Mithraism which arose after Christianity and which threatened Christianity in terms of popularity
too bad ancient peoples were all fucking retarded to believe any of this shit

>Weinberg

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>Anyone can be a good person
I dont mean to imply at all that they cant. I just feel that its a tool that people can use to help them do so. Again, i do see that the overwhelming majority cant get it right, and the religious ones are usually the worst of the bunch. Its like that saying "they spend an hour on sunday worshipping just so they can call you a cunt for taking their parking spot the rest of the week" or something like that?

Let me put it like this, i am not religious. Like, at all. I understand that some of the greatest atrocities in history were committed in the name of one god or another. But i also have plenty of people in my life who are better off and leading good lives because of their beliefs, and i at the very least can respect that aspect of it.

the belief that jesus Christ died for your sins, and he is the only way to heaven. that he is God the son incarnate. and you must strive to be Christ-like (Christian). the short answer is you must be a follower of Christ

this may shock you, but Jesus wasn't even the same "Jesus" you know, until hundreds of years after his alleged life and death
>>it's all made up bullshit

was there a point?

>no instead I'll believe in Christ, a Jew
fuckin kek you silly fag

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Kek

Double kek

Satan believes in God and himself and hes definitely not a Christian

All Religions and Cults are retraded brainwashing bullshit

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no it wouldn't shock me because I have a very deep understanding of early Christianity despite being agnostic
>was there a point?
to what, faggot? you're going to have to be a bit more specific

I smoke opium and pretend I'm dionysus. Sometimes while walking 14 hours a day

Cant believe in christ without believing in god. Believing in god makes you a christian.

>oh sure "Satan believes"
you fucking sad idiot

Stoo smoking opium, there are not god or demons they are just in your schizo inagination

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled.....

Voldemort believes in Harry Potter and himself and hes definitely not a Hufflepuff