I need a gf

I need a gf.

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Then get one that is into fat dadbods.

Where? I have no idea how to meet people in 2022. Would tinder hoes even accept a spectacular body like mine?

Tinder hos are hos for a reason, they will date anything with a pulse and with cylindrical shaped genetalia

eww fatty, lose some weight

too bad OP's dick isn't cylindrical, it's conical lmao

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Alright. I'll download the lite app, or do I have to fucking pay? This shit is too complicated. Maybe I'll just put my cock on a billboard. I wonder how much that costs?

You need to lose 100 lbs first.

>it's conical lmao
Yeah why is that?

The app is free, buying a billboard will result in people knowing that you have enough money to rent a billboard.

Nah, I've pulled hoes fatter.
I'm willing to go for disgusting women here.
What you see is what you get.

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Hey, I get it.
But I will find me somebody to love.

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Or the occasional visit from a fem boy

im gay and i would absolutely take your dick and please you nonstop

That's mighty kind of you gentleman, but I really have my heart set on a bio-girl.
As you see I'm a fat shit and could drop at any moment, so I have to do it right this time.

Best of luck to you, just try not to forget that my body temp is the same as everyone else's. See you.

>it's conical lmao
Women unironically like that if the girth at the base is big.

You'll be fine. Plenty of dicks in the sea that aren't mine!

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you need a girlfriend?

i'd say you need a Peloton.

>i'd say you need a Peloton.
I'm probably fatter now tbh
Fuck that, I don't need no virtual fucker yelling at me on le trendy bike. I'd rather ride a bike that goes places, but yeah, point taken.

With that bod/dick, how rich are you?