Im jesus christ. AMA. i will be answering all questions

im jesus christ. AMA. i will be answering all questions.

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Rmh fgnjvi oep rlgl? hrlil mgl ao srnbdglj.

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Nailed it.

jesus why did you make me female

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Nh deli jeh ipgwgnil al. Rl zlmgi hrl hgphr rni ezzlg nbb fgnjv. Na zgll nz oep nir he blh al nj.

Zegvnwl al, n ma m jlzmv dlaej.

Ndljhnho ni jeh vnwlj, nh ni lmgjld. Ejbo m zeeb smj glbmhl he hrlailbwli mh fnghr.

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How do you turn water into wine?
That's some next level alchemy

This board is definitely full of filthy jews

to limit your power.
magic.

Do you like gay people?
Were you cut or uncut?
Are you lying about everything?
What is your favourite country?
A bit weird that a smart guy like you would be a jew and not a greek or asian

why is god such an autistic faggot?

Do Jannies go to heaven for all their free work?

Hrni ni m wmgbepg hgnsc. Rl pild m spihea wmil nhr he rnddlj srmaflgi hrmh oep rpamji smbb “ miimiinj'i hlmweh”. Ejl srmaflg rmi mhlg, ejl rmi njl.

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Hope you are able to endure hell fire you satanist

gay people. i dont feel either way about them.
cut.
no.
japan. (i like anime)
god works in mysterious ways
no. the opposite really.

Rl rmhli hrl vmoi, rl ni pjsph, rni zmwepgnhl sepjhgo ni mzgnsm, mjd rl bnli flsmpil wlewbl mbmoi flbnlwl rna. Epbdj'h oep?

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Rl ni jlnhrlg ez hrlil hrnjvi, mbhrepvr oepg rmhl ni seawblhlbo tpihnznld.

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wtf

digifind-it.com/plainfield/DATA/Const/1883/1883-08-17.pdf

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Oli bazme tmjjnli mgl zmvi

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>japan. (i like anime
OMG What is your favourite? (if you say some normie shit like ''Naruto, Dragon Balls and Pokémon'' I'm gonna become a Satanist)

Don't do it user

Satanism ain't all fun and anime

kinos journey

N de jeh pjdlgihmjd oepg hejvpl

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Why do I hate myself? Why do I want to die? Everything in my life is great and I have everything I could ever want but I still hate life and suffer every single day for no logical reason.

Why did God make me like this? Why does his plan require my to suffer my entire life? Or should I just take the hint and do it already?

how i heal from homosexuality?
pls respond

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I've been wanting to watch that one.

What is going to happen to me?

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Ved rmi je welg ewlg oepg bnzl. Oep mgl he fbmal zeg mbb oepg zmnbpgli, mjd oep dlilgwl sgldnh zeg oepg wnshegnli. Cnbbnjv oepgilbz ni irmalzpb he fehr indli ez hrl senj. Jefedo nbb mjh oep. Oep rmwl he wgewl oepgilbz eghro ez gldlawhnej he lnhrlg indl. Imsgnznsl ni hrl clo.

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Oep apih imsgnznsl hrl fbeed ez m reaeilqpmb nj m gnhpmb dlsbmgnjv oepg mwebevo he fehr oepg rebo mjd lwnb begdi.

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no logical reason? the logic is there. it just sucks. reason? confidential.
you cant.
something "great" will come to you by mail.