ITT We work in an office

ITT We work in an office


>watches porn in my cubicle

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> Hey OP you have those TPS repo--

> Jesus fucking christ

>user did you get those TPS reports from OP?

Okay which one of you cum-guzzling niggers put a sticky note under my fucking mouse? This is the 4th time this month. I was barely funny the first time.

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> I went to get them but he was masturbating to extreme gay bukkake porn.

Is this a thing? The first thing I'd do after wiggling my mouse around for 4 seconds is lift it up and look at the bottom.

me in the mailroom

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As someone who works in IT yes it is. Even though computers have been in the typical office space since the 90s there are still a bit of people who act as if they just discovered it last week.

Hey user just letting you know that you are still connected to the speakers in the conference room.

>hey user, what are you looking at?

>leans over to the next cubicle
user. hey, user. hey. hey! HEY! Check this out...
>falls off chair

Just working. Headphones on with some hefty music loud enough to drown out all the bullshit around me.

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I'm going to go sit in the bathroom for the next 45 minutes and try not kill myself. Cover for me.

>turns laptop screen to face the wall, and away from "security" cameras to sort out nudes folders.
Some of the most productive hours I've spent.

Hey guys :))) its my first day, what exactly do we do here?

Gonna go out for lunch, anyone wanna tag along, i feel weird eating out alone

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a nice cup of tea to start the day

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Hey can you bring me back a ham sandwich and fries?
>hands you the exact amount of a ham sandwich not including tax or tip

We're the headquarters

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Great, I gotta fix the goddamn toilets again you better not have brought one of THEM things to life again!

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great, i'm at office the whole day and now even in my freetime.will i get extra payment for the hours?

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Anal sex in the break room

Takes money
hey user heres the money i owe you

I
WANT
MY
LAST
PAYCHECK

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>IT blocked spotify, youtube etc.
you have to focus on your work, user

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I got a bowl downstairs in the warehouse.
Its decent shit

> hacks supervisors email
> company wide email of gay scat porn
kek

WHAT THE FUCK DOES PC LOAD LETTER MEAN?!