Going to threesome this with my virgin buddy tomorrow. Any tips?

Going to threesome this with my virgin buddy tomorrow. Any tips?

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use lots of lube before he puts his penis in your asshole

Yeah quit lying

>virgin buddy
>threesome
Don't. Ask her to get a check on viruses.
Highly doubt that to be a good end if she complies with two virgins.

Threesomes are cool in the moment but inevitably result in at least one party getting hurt feelings. And one party being a virgin is probably going to make it awkward as fuck.
t. Bi guy whose had 10+ threesomes and don't really desire to have any again. At least not one involving women

is this the first time you are getting spit roasted?

cringe

ok

only one virgin

im not bi

not me getting roasted

>Isn't bi
>Is planning a MMF

Just don't forget to say no homo

imagine being so obsessed about gay things

Threesomes are cool in the moment but inevitably result in at least one party getting hurt feelings. Oh and don't get close to women who like the idea of poly/3 ways. Theyll leave you for somebody better, or, even somebody worse. Women are mental children.

Take it or leave it op

its a punishment threesome, she fucked up our car

Really? She fucked up your car and you told her the reimbursement was a threesome with you and the virgin dude?

Op is a giga chad! Let’s goooooo

she came up with that herself to avoid paying a fat check

lol u are fucked but not in the way you're hoping for

why

Maybe she will tell the cops you forced her in to it because she couldn’t afford to pay for the damage to your car? This is 2022 - be careful

it was her offer, we didnt force anything

Got proof? Not for us, but for the cops

thats not how legal system works, you absolute retard, youre the one to carry to burden of proof if you think someone done something illegal

you wont.

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You sound well versed in the law, as all pedos should be.