What one life pro tip would you give young (you)?

what one life pro tip would you give young (you)?

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Should have started working out in high school, not at 22

Don't drink and drive that time you ran over a homeless person and didn't stop.

> Hitler was right
> nobody at the lunch table thinks your jokes are funny
> don’t view porn
> Jews are bad
> invest in bitcoin

Stop worrying so much. Shit’s gonna turn out just fine.

Never date someone you met in a mental hospital.

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Learn to cook well. You’ll save so much money and pull so much ass.

No matter what he says, don't suck your uncles dick. I now hate trannies and vote republican.

Hard to choose just 1... probably just do you and never give a fuck what other people think of you because there's always gonna be someone h8n and it's usually because they are either jealous of you, need to feel superior to you because they are a narcissist, or both. Unless you're just doing stupid shit and they are generally trying to guide you towards a better path. But if they are just a dick to you for no reason and you ain't hurting yourself or them, then it's the jealousy/narcissist one.

Idk, sounds like you're doing alright son. Now then *unzips* get to it kiddo.

That swinging an axe at people like Dian Wei is not a good idea in real life.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>drop out of school as soon as possible, it's a waste of your time
>start making money so you can set your plans into motion earlier
>drugs are cool and fun

Regret nothing.

sex with children

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how are you gonna do that?

Learn mindfulness and master it early

Kill yourself while you're ahead and don't have as many skeletons in the closet.

smash dat skanky pussy

don't become a girl because you're going to be one huge coomer.

dont do drugs. especially not adderall stick with the ecstasy and the weed. dont slash him its not worth it i promise you youre gonna end up with ptsd. you didnt want to let her die you were just mad. youre gonna end up in jail if you keep hopping in cars please just stop. youre 4 e pills deep and vibing to edm and its killing you.

Don't date and live with a girl with a kid, otherwise you'll end up a cuck babysitter while she goes out with friends every other day

fml

you dont have to be that person. im you and i know what you want. its not worth it any of it. youre gonna lose it mentally. im sorry for not taking care of you my guy. i should have done a better job.

That a woman's level of fidelity is linked to her alcohol intake. Don't trust any of them when they are drunk, because there will always be an allowable excuse or reason to not take any responsibility for her actions.

Because...you know...vagina.