Do you have a beard?

Do you have a beard?

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yeah but mostly because im a lazy guy and dont shave and it grows fucking fast lol

I can't grow one

No, I'm confident in my sexuality

the fuck does a beard have to do with your sexuality?

No, because I have a naturally rugged Chad jawline.

I do.

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is that your Dog

technically my parents dog but I live 10 minutes away so I make sure to see him a few times a week

Sometimes, but I usually shave it after a year or so

I prefer to keep a fine stubble or clean shaven my face doesn't need the help

Men grow beards and have long hair if they don't fuck with themselves. It's what a natural, god-made, woman-nurtured human male looks like when they've matured. Stop fucking with yourself, do you see peacocks 'styling' their fucking feathers? Shit's perfect. No matter who you are or what your lineage is, your ancestors have been successfully getting laid and raising children all the way back to the goddamn planet of the apes. Let it grow. Let the grass grow, let the trees grow, let your dick grow (ditch the tight clothes), let your heart grow, enough of this fucking poor ass life-style horseshit.
tl;dr, Just wash it and don't fuck with it. Made in god's image, etc.

Yes, but it's getting out of control and kind of a pain

Yeah, only because I got beard oil as a gift and don't want to waste it. Beards are for the homeless and insecure ugly dudes with weak chins so they can hide their face.

ok. when you see Dog give pets

Not yet but I have a fine mustache and am growing chin and underlip hair. I will have a goatee soon and then a full beard. Any ways I can accelerate or cultivate this process?

post face

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I absolutely will

Found the basement neet.

Well hello there ugly dude with a weak chin you attempt to hide with a beard lol.

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>refuses to post face

you already lost. Also your meme has a beard lol

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Yeah but mostly cuz I'm lazy. I do trim it but still.
A funny side note is that strangers seemed to treat me differently when I was younger, depending if I had a beard or not.
I like to experiment with social situations. Sometimes I would let my beard grow. Sometimes I was just shaved but otherwise neutral. Other times I would get some make up (foundation, shading ect) to mess around with how my facial features looked. ( you wouldn't know I had make up, it was very subtle, I would just enhance or decrease how the light looked on my face.) And its funny how differently you get treated at different places. Service personnel treat you differently and so on.

what was the consensus? When were you treated better or worse?

same, it sucks that beards have become popular fetish. ill never have sex

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