Tell us something about yourself/something that happened to you that typically no one would believe

Tell us something about yourself/something that happened to you that typically no one would believe.

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I have a girlfriend

I have never broken a bone

I don't know why nobody believes this, although it is very common. I am a Latin American boy, I live in a very dangerous country, one day I went for a walk in a park with a friend, then we sat down to rest and drink some water to continue walking. Then 3 boys of about 17-20 years old approached us, the 3 of them took out a knife, then another 3 of about 13-14 years old approached us, one of them also took out a knife, my friend and I were pale with fear, no ask me how, but we got out alive and with our belongings, we just ran out on instinct while 2 of those guys were chasing us

I have touched a women before consequently.
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I tried to rape a girl in college but felt too bad about it and told her to get out when she started crying.

I have had sex with close to 100 prostitutes and never got an STD.

That's why you skip act 3

Do you mean consensually

>I tried to rape a girl in college but felt too bad about it and told her to get out when she started crying
Cute

I used to stick my tongue in cans of soda when they were almost empty

the fbi came to my house because i frequently go on pro islamic state sites

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I fucked OP's mother last night

she didn't find it cute. She never reported me but the rumor of me being rapey spread around the dorm like wildfire.

Growing up, my sister and I always did dumb bets with dumb punishments. Punishments were simple stuff like "you do dishes for a week" "buy me ____ at the store" "wear this goofy outfit out to dinner tonight" etc.

One day we were watching some shitty tv movie and she said "I bet this character will die at the end" I accepted the bet she said "if I win you eat my ass" I laughed and said "ok, if I win you lick my balls"

She won the bet, and actually got up and pulled her pants and underwear down and just spread ass in front of me. I actually thought she was joking when making that bet, but I went for it anyways.

After that we never did any bets like that again. We haven't even brought it up or talked about it in 7 years. We still do dumb bets, but nothing that extreme.

I watched a lot of FBI's most wanted and other tv shows like that as a kid. One day after seeing an episode, I'm like 8 or 9, I go outside to play and see a guy in dark clothes with a gun run and hide under a bush on the edge of our yard. I hear sirens nearby. He looks at me, does the "shush" sign with his hand, and I recognized him as someone from the episode I just watched. I'm shocked so I don't do anything, sirens turn off, he runs across the yard and disappears.
Don't remember who it was, what they did, don't know if he was caught. Might not have even been on the show and my child brain imagined that, but there definitely was a felon with a gun in my yard and the cops were after him.

>After that we never did any bets like that again.
Same sentence...
>We still do dumb bets

I meant sexual punishments. It was just the one time.

I was once laying out on a boat on the Colorado River, there was a meteor shower and a lightning storm occurring simultaneously. The sky was clear for about a one mile radius in every direction above me, and I got to watch these things occurring simultaneously. It was lit.

So how did that affect your personal life? People treated you differently or what?

i was pretty much an outcast at that dorm for the rest of my freshman year. Went away entirely after we all moved to a different dorm the next year.

I sang during my high school graduation, and after it was all over and everyone was outside hanging out talking to friends and family. I was roaming the crowd looking for my friends/family when someone came up and shook my hand. It was fucking Leonard Nimoy. He said "wonderful singing" and just vanished into the crowd. I literally just smiled, nodded, and continued looking for my friends.

It took me about 2 minutes to realize who that was, and I started freaking out looking for him again. He was just gone.

Had an insane 2cb trip last week where I thought I was in the 1940s and started acting like Brad Pitt's character in Inglourious Basterds. Started talking about Nazis and Jews and shit. Started talking to an ironing board at one point. Eventually I snapped out of it when I looked at my hand and remembered who I was.

No one apart from my friend I was with at the time would believe this because it sounds like a story from a 14 year old who's never taken drugs before. Mental trip, don't know how it happened as it's usually a lot different to that

How? Describe it though. Girls wouldnt talk to you? Dudes wouldnt fuck with you?