Hey Any Forums strangers, how can I stop being a social misfit?

Hey Any Forums strangers, how can I stop being a social misfit?

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Step 1: Don't ask Any Forums for advice
Step 2: Goto a bar and ask for 25 shots of vodka, 50% of the time you will end up asleep in someone elses home.

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the easiest solution would be to exterminate your self from any kind of social construct whatsoever, so maybe start by killing yourself.

Enjoy being a misfit.. enjoy whatever makes you happy.

Thanks for the recommendation, I'll keep it in mind.

Mossberg makes a "Normalcy Compliance Device", If you still need to be unique about it, you could spend some cash for the walnut stock and the flechette rounds. I highly recommend using it in a public place though, that way, if you have a "derp moment" there will be plenty of other people around to help you out.

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Isnt 25 shots lethal unless youre a fat fuck or your shots are like 15ml

Nah you order 25 shots because then you will have enough to blackout.

the blackout is from a spike because that's bartendar code erwan/ethan

teldar paper

Step 3: Never return to Any Forums again and burn your keyboard

Is that before or after the beyblade battle?

1. Leave Any Forums forever
2. Stop consuming Asian trash, all of it
3. Start fucking exercising
4. Go out and practice talking to real fucking people

This basically.

Yep, and block this site with a filter if you can't stop yourself from visiting. I usually have it blocked myself via OpenDNS, but I was weak and unblocked it. Next time I will probably change the password to the filter to something crazy and not write it down so I can't unblock the site again.

Just smash your hands on the keyboard so the pw is completely random and don't look at it.

That might work, but sometimes you have to re-type the password for verification and they disable pasting into that field. I'll find out when I go to change the password.

Hmm that's a harder one.
Get a friend to type it for you?

Or pick a long word in German, type it twice and then remove it maybe. German is a really fucked up language, and trying to memories a 40 letter word is neay impossible

Kill yourself, it is natural to some and a mystery to others

omg she's literally me