Am I the only one who wipes the tip of my penis with my toilet paper before wiping my asshole for that slight bit of...

Am I the only one who wipes the tip of my penis with my toilet paper before wiping my asshole for that slight bit of lubrication?

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bump. please advise.

brah no. Ive licked and spit on the TP before but how much do you leak after shitting?

bro i definitely get a few drips worth, it's enough to not penetrate or oversaturate the toilet paper square but enough to be gentle on my asshole.

Enjoy your anus infection

piss is sterile you retard. But OP im a tad confused why not use a wet wipe or make a wet wipe in the sink? If I know im in for one I turn the warm water on while I shit to prepare.

Literally what? Why would you do that first wipe you disgusting monkey. Wet it with penis near the end or when dry not the first wipe.

you can't flush wet ones and using the sink would be to intense! it'd penetrate the toilet paper square you silly fucking banana!

Where in god's name did you learn that piss is sterile?

I don't know if I do it for the lubrication, but I do that too.

sounds a bit gay

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no, I don't. just get wet wipes.

I prefer cumming on the TP for lubrication

well even if i fucked that up, ive never drank it or used it as a body wash. So I'm not as retarded as OP

Been doing this my whole life never had an issue. It's no worse than the literal shit coming out of your ass. You never had piss and shit water splash up? Did you get an anus infection? If you do it's because the gay sex, not the piss water.

I mean this dude has a point

i just use water. wet some TP, wipe, get the poo all wet, use dry TP, captures more shit, cleaner asshole

Urine is largely ammonia,which is a mild disinfectant,but also sterile.
Unless you have other issues.
Thus,after a heavy carry/route march,if one’s feet are blistered,an option is to urinate on them.
Have a read up on Ray Mears/Bear Grylls and related topics.

Hell yeah nigger I’m not the only one

I thought you were gonna say you wipe the tip of your penis after you take a piss and I was gonna say I do that sometimes but no

he older you get the more leakage you get too. weak penis sucks

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kill yourself. fucking moron.

Why would there even be shit on the toilet paper unless you're a subhuman obese amerimutt?