ok Any Forums be honest. I'm not the only guy who will randomly just wipe his ass and see this afterwards.
like i must have taken a shit 3 or 4 hours ago. i passed my hand through my cheeks just now as i was in bed and yea just a bunch of shit back there that i had to wipe. why????? i wipe three times, one of those wipes will be wet. is that not sufficient or wtf?
not gay, never done gay butt shit, or "straight" butt shit, but this is actually pretty normal for me. probs been happening since at least college is when i first noticed it. im now late 20's
I wash my ass in the bath after i poop. Cant stand the thought of having a shitty backside
Alexander Long
so i actually have a bidet that shoot water at my asshole and yet this still happens.
also im not 600 pounds. im 190 pounds at 5'9. so im overweight but deff not obese.
Cooper Peterson
You gotta get a finger in there a bit. Havent had skid marks since like 2012
Hunter Barnes
is that a thing? or are u just trying to troll me into shoving fingers up my butt
William Collins
You're lying
Tyler Davis
Here is the best fool proof way of wiping your ass.
How your parents failed you, I don't know.
First you grab 3 squares, fold it over and you PINCH the outside of your butthole and pull away.
Second time in you do the same, this minimizes spread, and now you can focus on the rest. Do a couple wipes until your paper is almost clean. Grab a wet wipe, and wipe your ass. You will fold it over a few times, and then when you're almost done, you stick your finger in the hole slightly to get any remaining feces out.
That is it. No more itchy bum for the rest of your life.
Christopher Martin
I swear down bro. I have like ocd about having a nasty butthole
Isaac Watson
I go in a little too with a wet wipe to ensure cleanliness
Jack Cooper
how fat are you? how much time do you spend sitting on the shitter?
Wyatt Parker
>190 pounds at 5'9 You’re fat and gross
Mason Roberts
You are obese
Cameron Bell
Have you also been doing this remotely with my body? I'm 29, been involved with these booty blues since around college age. No one knows butt me and whoever reads this.
Cameron Adams
Are you sure it's all poop? Are you very hairy? I used to get gross discharge in my underwear no matter what I did. Ended up being a pilonidal cyst and I needed surgery to remove it.
Asher Anderson
I wipe until there is no trace left on the toilet paper. Then I get in the shower and use my detachable showerhead to blast my ass and wash it with soap. It's amazing how often I see particles of poo blast out after I've wiped with paper so meticulously.
Colton Peterson
>pilonidal cyst I have one of those. need to get it fixed.
Hudson Young
This happens to me almost daily. I noticed it after I started taking kratom everyday but could have been going on for much longer
Dylan Mitchell
This. I was so confused by everyone when I learned that no one else pumps a bit of soap on their hand and wipes their ass in the shower
Grayson Thompson
the surgery fucking sucked, i was under for hours, but I think mine was a particularly bad one. There's nothing much more embarrassing than having to sit on one of those donut things for a while and enduring all the jokes, especially since I was a teenager at the time.
Camden Peterson
Could also be a medical condition, I don't recall the name. It's when your butt has like a pice of flesh hanging out, but not hemorrhoid. But I don't know any details.
Tyler King
this thread honestly ruined my night
Kevin Nelson
get a bidet you fucking sub human
Liam Davis
Just clean your ass in-between the hemoroid cracks.
Adam Baker
Sometimes I get really bad roids and anal fissures and this happens to me, except instead of shit it's blood. So I guess it could be worse.
Juan Perez
LMAO
Ethan Gonzalez
kek no im not lying. 4/7 times i'll be shitting in that toilet bum doesn't itch but that technique is pretty good. i've switched up what i do and have done that before. not much maybe once a day sometimes twice. if ever 3 that's considered a lot overweight not obese not hairy really no that's not practical kek but when im done wiping the toilet paper is always clean what? its pretty tight nothing hanging out but i did have hemmeroids in teh past i have one why'd you enter go visit a cock rate tthread faggot i don't currently have any hemmerooids
not my first time posting i think last time i posted my asshole to see how much shit there was back there
it's a type of cyst that can sometimes leak shit (or shit-looking) discharge if it gets bad. Typical with people with really hairy asses combined with being overweight. You mentioned you were overweight so I thought that might be it, since finding unexplainable discharge is usually how people find out they have one.
Isaac Wright
I hope mines not that bad. but I have to save up some days off since I sit all day for work.