How about a self-cringe thread?

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at least you had a decent reason to crank one out

When I first discovered the joys of da pee pee, I only had encyclopedias around so I literally did it to an old mesopotamian statue. All the kids with internet don't know how bad it could get in the past.
>pic related (although not the same, mine was more cringe)

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I'm so cringe my posts usually end threads too. It's been true about 90% of the time on Any Forums this past decade.

Hey, we're all frens here.

Alright I’ll bite

>sense of humour with relative involves making autistic noises and saying autistic things
>picture borat noises or pretending to be a junkie
>go to a house with a garage sale on, have a burger on me
>triple quarter pounder with extra cheese
>I enjoy showing off fucked size burgers, regularly order quadruple patty meals
>relative is there with same sense of humour
>go over to look at some stuff, think relative is behind me
>do a fucked up squire medieval type voice as I turn around to show him the burger
>exclaim “the extraordinaire” loudly and confidently as I raise the McDonald’s burger box upwards, like it’s a prized possession
>realise it’s not my relative, but another person that was browsing the garage sale
>he is clearly uncomfortable and does a fake chuckle as we lock eyes
>instantly have an extreme feeling of cringe set in over my entire body
>walk out quickly as the interaction ended
>find my relative and tell him the story
>get laughed at

Come on throw one at me motherfucker can’t get worse then that

Also here is a stimpy I drew

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>High school
>Guys are comparing ethnicities
>One dude is half Catholic, half Jewish
>He says it's cool, except "The KKK has too reasons to hate you"
>Guys (all white) laugh
>I chime in
>"Hey, at least you're not black"
>They get mad, say it's not cool I said that.

Your mistake was doing this at McDonald's. At Burger King, you'd just be going along with the theme.

It’s hungry jacks here user Burger King is for amerifats, in Austria it’s different

I was at the garage sale though just had the burger on me still cause the fast food place is near the garage sale house

*australia

Hey, if you go to fast food burger joints at all, especially ones from America, you've got no business calling people Amerifats.

The most embarrassing thing about this is how much you think it’s “cringe.”

> Come on throw one at me motherfucker can’t get worse then that

Jesus wept.

Watch me do it anyway

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idk man, at least that's kinda funny

I tried to hit on a chick with long hair once until I realized it was a dude looking "metal".
I once tried to get elected for class president and only got one vote, mine.
And I'm the mesopotamian statue dude.

Nah i agree It could be worse, just trying to be entertaining

I don’t even feel about about the story it’s just something I laugh at now

Shouted "hey mom!" At a random woman on the street. This happened abt two weeks ago. I'm 19.

At least you got to run, my man. In 6th grade, we had to get the clearance from our teacher to even make it onto the ballot. My teacher didn't let me because she said I wasn't responsible enough, didn't do enough of my assignments. What I really screwed up was the week before we were supposed to bring in a cardboard box from home for some reason and I couldn't find one and didn't ask my parents. She was very disappointed and angry, said I should have come to her if I couldn't get a box.

Later my class enemy mocked me, saying the teacher wouldn't let me run for president because I was too stupid.

I’ll tell one that’s actually embarrassing

>Have girlfriend waiting outside shopping centre bathroom with one of her friends
>go take a piss
>somehow didn’t shake all of penis correctly
>walk outside back towards them
>look down and see a decent amount of piss splatter on my pants
>visibly jump and go extremely wide eyed
>they clearly see that
>her friend goes “did you piss yourself” and starts laughing
>say no I spilt juice on me
>didn’t actually have juice on me so the story made no fucking sense
>continue like nothing happened and it doesn’t get addressed again

I called a Qatar Airways air stewardess "mom" by mistake.

The cops found my fleshlight ;_;
I couldn't use it after that. I cut it up with a knife and threw it away.

dude I think it's actually better to not have run than to have my experience lol
And I didn't point out that for some fucking stupid reason that year all class presidents were elected in the same hour or so in a sort-of amphiteatre. You had to present your plan for the class in front of EVERY class, and then the class targeted would vote, then next, etc.
I had about 200 kids watching a guy on stage put one mark on the board next to my name, and dozens next to other names.
I remember getting to the end and turning to my supposedly-best-friend and mouthing "what the fuck?" at the fact I didn't even get his vote.

I thought literally every guy had at least one story about having wet pants and people talking about pissing your pants. Some because of water, many others because of piss. That's barely registering on the scale right there, it's just a normal thing of being a guy growing up.

Yeah, well once I called my teacher mom by accident. I think that happens to a lot of kids.

>Playing Kirby's Pinball Land on my gameboy
>Need to go brush my teeth
>I brush my teeth in the bathroom attached to my parent's bedroom
>Parents were already in bed
>Open their door with gameboy in hand
>See my mom's ass up in the air as sage bends over with her face around my dad's dick
>"CHARLIE GET OUT!!!"
>Kirby music still playing

youtu.be/-F4gG7rXw1s

I was 24 though. She just smiled.

>11 years old, first penis inspection day
>nurse gives a few tugs for the function test
>says "this one is just like my husband's"
>ask her to keep going
>only scores me a 63 and sends me to curvature correction
>curvature correction hurts like hell, red and bent like a boomerang for weeks
>remembers her name badge to find her husband in the phone book and tell him she molested me
>keeps jacking off imagining its her while still sore and red even though it hurts
>get subpoena'd months later
>have to drop my drawers in court as part of their divorce proceedings
>federal panel of penis inspectors give me an even lower score
>they correctly point out that my curvature was weakened further by masturbating after correction

I accidentally pulled the emergency cord in a disabled toilet cubicle. The alarm goes and I run out of there, then try to walk camly as 2 staff members come rushing past me to assist.

Did you get a little hard?

I know this is a dumb joke post but where I live we did have to get our dicks inspected around the age of 6-7 in school. Can't remember if that had to happen twice or once, but that was a thing. Don't know if it's still a thing though.