It isn't abnormal to have a pet goldfish named Smirky at age 36

It isn't abnormal to have a pet goldfish named Smirky at age 36.

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why would that be.

My girlfriend of three months left me over it. She thought it was weird that I was living with a goldfish for six years before I met her.

She also thought the name was immature. But he is smirky because his face is always fucking smirking.

Fuck that cunt

Yeah. She didn't mention it really the whole time besides a couple of comments. And then she just flipped out on it.

yes, that's extremely old for a goldfish

Fuck you. It is a perfectly okay pet to have. It is good for people who are fucking busy. Why the stigma for this but not a fucking cat?

ever see a vagina IRL?

Cats are for noodle armed faggots too. Take the working dogpill or go nopet

Yes diphshit. Did you not read the fucking thread?

You missed the joke, based on the way you typed your sentence it made it seem as if the goldfish was 36 years old.

You ain't my third grade grammar teacher faggot.

I told you Im fucking busy. I saved the fish from a coworker who was gonna flush it several years ago.

>ain't
you never made it to third grade

That was me being ironic you stupid fucker.

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No fucking shit. HAVE YOU NOT READ THE FUCKING THREAD?

Nah, she was just a cunt OP. I keep rats and reptiles and a tarantula and guinea pigs, a tortoise... And I still found a husband that loves me and my zoo

That is quite a lot to keep track of. I got Smirky because it is low maintenance and a rescue fish.

post pics of the fish

weird LARP