Be me

>Be me
>27 year old virgin
>Didn't know you were supposed to pull your foreskin back
>Match with someone on Tinder
>Have a really good time and hit it off with the girl
>Talk for a week, we call each other everynight to speak
>No fap during this time because I'm worried I won't be able to get it up
>Go on a date
>Everything is looking good
>Go back to her place
>Things start getting hot and heavy
>She mounts me
>I try to tell her that I have condoms
>She tells me not to worry because she has an IUD
>Puts my cock inside her
>My foreskin that has never been retracted is forceably pulled back
>Feels good but the pain
>Immediately shoot a weeks worth of cum directly into her
>Spurting out cum for at least 10-20 seconds
>She apparently loves the feeling of having a fuckton of cum pumped into her
>Her legs tense up and she cums
>Squeals a bit too, pretty hot
>She quickly leaves to try cleanup the week worth of cum flowing out of her
>Suddenly it hits me
>The worst fucking smell I've ever smelt
>Look down
>My foreskin is retracted
>Can see chunks upon chunks of dick cheese
>Within minutes the room was thick with the scent of dick cheese
>Hard for me to even breathe
>Girl comes back, sees me hunched over staring intently at my dick cheese
>I've never seen someone so disgusted before
>Then the smell hits her
>She makes an excuse that she needs to go to get up early tomorrow and kicks me out

She still won't return my texts, should I explain to her about the foreskin stuff or has the damage been done?

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lel

idk what i was expecting but def not this

user please fucking tell me this is bait

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How the fuck do you build dick cheese if you didn’t fap for a week? Even if you didn’t shower for that whole time, it wouldn’t have been as bad as you are describing it therefore i’m calling bullshit.
Nigger just want to make it into a Wave Titan video and it’s so obvious.
Go smell dicks, nigger.

It is not, this is actually how I lost my virginity. Only thing is that this was from 4 years ago, not recently.

I'm not circumcised and my foreskin was basically stuck to my pee haed
I never pulled back my foreskin to clean it. Shower water wouldn't get to it because it was never pulled back. Imagine 27 years of never getting water on it? That's where it came from.

I always assumed that I just never got dick cheese.

What's a wave titan?

Thank God am a Muslim, circumcised, and not this retarded

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Of course it is retard, op is a yanky jew slave trying to promote child genital mutilation

You must have been raised by a single mother, because your dad should have told you to wash that shit.