What are your safe alternatives to lube? Stuff that just lays around the house wise. Fuck lotion cause it burns my cock...

What are your safe alternatives to lube? Stuff that just lays around the house wise. Fuck lotion cause it burns my cock. Spit is a given but dries too fast.

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Foreskin

Buy live fren

get real lube, but if you are desperate, some kind of oil can work, cooking oil if you have nothing else, baby oil if you have it. But seriously get real lube.

Maybe dont be a broke fuck and get some lube. Or maybe some baby oil. If youre jerking off then just dry run it. I am a lazy fuck and jizz in my boxers so that already makes a mess but getting oil or lube or spit or any of that on my dick would be even grosser and be more of a mess

go buy a bottle of lube you chap fuck! there almost everywhere in grocery stores, online, in drugstores they cost less then 10 bucks for a decent sized bottle and there designed for such use..

mayo

for fucking or jacking off?
regardless, go dry like a real man

make her wet enough and you won't need lube, it's called foreplay you neckbeards

not really good enough for anal. The one time i was pissed and fucked my gf at the time up the ass dry, my cock was fucking shredded. To drunk to notice at the time, but holy shit.

Unrefined coconut oil. Makes your skin soft, can cook with it, and is probably my best recommendation for your anal ventures.

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The anus is not a sex organ faglord

Tears...

maybe not for you softcock, but when it comes to my women i fuck every hole they have.

Based

no bull shit or larp. But I was actually stupid enough to jerk off with hot sauce! I was in to bdsm and pain it felt good right up to the 2ed degree burns I for in my urethra. Had to have a catheter installed fo 2 months! worst fucking time of my life why my shit healed and now ever 6 months I have to go to a urologist and have scar tissue shaped witch you think for some one who was in to pain and bdsm would be fun... ITS NOT! I don't recommend anything thats not designed for sex , no oils, no lotions, no mayo , mustard or otherwise as shit really can fuck you up with out ever rally knowing it till its to late and damage is done..

Might as well stick your dick in between the couch cushions lol

sorry for the shit spelling English not my native language and I have been up for 45 hours now

Vaseline

>BUY LUBE
>"use cooking oil"
>"I cum in my boxers"
This is why I don't own "lube".. I got some baseline for my tattoos and anal, but other than that the juices from my cock are enough, maybe some spit if I'm gonna have a shower after

have you ever even fucked a womans ass before? Its hot, tight and makes them squeal.

unfortunately you got microtears on your cock and probably HIV pos now KEKW good one

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LMAO I pray this isn't a larp....
I mean christ hot sauce???
Serves you right fucking retard

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hahaha i wasnt fucking some filthy whore or a gay guy. She was clean, never go raw without a test.

Yeah but I don't see the point when there's a vastly superior pussy right next door

Butter