Any Forums D&D:

Any Forums D&D:

Rules:

1. I will check this thread for replies every 2 to 5 minutes.
Highest Roll by the time I return determines what your character will do.
In low traffic times, I will play by myself to bump the thread.
Your roll must be a reply to the newest OP to be counted.

2. Attacks and Checks will require a second roll to determine success. I will tell you the difficulty of your roll before you roll it. Roll chart:

01-20 = Fail
21-30 = Succeed Easy check
31-60 = Succeed Medium check
61-90 = Succeed Difficult check
91-00 = Succeed Legendary check

3. If your character dies, the game is over until next session

>>>> WORLD BUILDING

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Oops, I accidentally cast Wish

Rape the first thing i see move

Pay the 10 silver to a hooker to blow me.

You pay 10 silvers to the finest hooker in town, who takes you to her room and blows you to completion in 12 seconds.

Kill the hooker after she blows me

Loot my money back

With my money back in hand, find another hooker to blow me for 10 silver

I punch the whore in the face and steal her purse

>94 counts

You punch the hooker in the face, dooming her to a life of having to continue dealing with that sort of thing, and rob her of her purse. You are in a brothel, and you have a purse.

Go to the gambling tables and bet the hooker's corpse in a game of chance

Feed the hooker to a dragon and while the dragon eats, steal its gold

That's gonna be a legendary roll bud, roll it out.

Throw my knife in the garbage and become a male hooker

Rowling

I cast a magic spell to summon three twinks to have sex with me

>46

You manage to haul the hooker's corpse up the mountain, but you strained your back and collapse on the soft green earth, panting and groaning in pain. The dragon is still a distance away, and it's getting dark and cold.

You are in the wilderness with a knife, a purse, and a corpse.

I sneak into the mayor's house when he and his wife are not at home. I use the knife to open a slight slit underneath the window to lift it out of its anchoring.

Leave the wenches body on the mountain but steal everything of value from her before heading to the closest pub and assebling a group of the 4 drunkest adventurers in the place.

Can you reply to the prompts please, makes it easier to track who the players are.

>80
A difficult task, but the mayor's security isn't too tight, he's well loved and has nothing to fear. You slip in through his window when nobody is home.

What will you do now?

I shit on the floor and steal anything that isnt bolted down

I had the red box. Where's my dice and my crayon?

>74
You make out with as much as your pack can carry, probably enough to earn you a month's living wage. The only question is, how will you turn your stolen goods into liquid funds?

I do not understand you sir.