What if you could be given $10 million right now in your hand, but there is a catch:

What if you could be given $10 million right now in your hand, but there is a catch:
> A snail is chasing you for the rest of
your life and if it touches you, you die a horrible and painful death
> The snail cannot be killed
> It knows your location at all times
> It's only purpose is to find you
Do You taking the $10,000,00?

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>get tongs
>place snail in box
>lock box

Yes

Can I freeze him in a block of ice or does he just go through walls and shit?

Sure you could freeze him, he wouldn’t die and if the ice was ever thawed he’s still coming for you

Obviously yes. Put snail in a jar and burry it.

The snail knows my location...but will I know its?

It obeys the laws of physics, except the dying part

No you won’t unless you are lucky enough to spot it

How do you know you caught the right snail?

Do it to whatever snail you see barreling towards you.

Yes. I will build a terrarium for the snail and it will be my immortal asshole pet. I will watch it every day.

>barreling towards you
Kek

Touch it turn 360 degrees and run away

Snails apparently walk 0.002 mph. I could move place every few years.

How will the snail get from country to country also

Just turn him in to your smoking bro and split the money with it. Should be pretty gucci maan.

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>How will the snail get from country to country also
It's an immortal and indestructible snail so I guess it can just crawl on the bottom of the ocean without breathing

fpbp

Meh I'll buy a tracking device, let it get close to me and attach it.

That way I know where it is at all times.

Yes.

Im a fucking god mah nigga, monetary wealth and materialistic concerns are of no interests of mine. I live in a higher form of existence than you faggots and cretinous simpletons who banter, meddle, insult against each other unaware you are all in the same box of labels. Pitiful. As I send this message through the 4th dimension in the higher realms enjoying my aurora-laced cup of caffeine-tea with a smug expression(yes it is a thing here and quite inspired the tedious beverage in your dimension you baffle-bound baboon human lifeforms LOL)

Sure you are buddy

Double dubz
Czech'd and wrekt