( ) I do. ( ) Inanimate objects scare me. ( ) I can subdue multiple armed attackers with my huge dick. ( ) I never leave Mom's basement and she will protect me. ( ) I would rather die than kill an attacker. ( ) I live in a fantasy world where I would never need to fight. ( ) I'm suicidal but don't want to die. ( ) I'm willing to sacrifice myself for Bloomberg's agenda. ( ) Obama says I don't need one and if you can't trust a Muslim nigger.... ( ) Jesus never needed a machine gun. ( ) I have mental issues that require strong anti-psychotic meds. ( ) My country prefers me as an unarmed slave. ( ) "Piss myself and run screaming" has always worked so far. ( ) I'm too stupid to figure out how to operate one. ( ) Guns are bad, m'kay. ( ) Not enough firepower. I carry an Uzi. ( ) I can karate chop a bullet. ( ) Not old enough. But I will when I reach legal age. ( ) I'm a huge faggot.
( ) I can't cope my small dick. ( ) My uncle raped me in his shed and so I'm still mad at anyone. ( ) I believe billionaires drink children blood but to tax them is just not right. ( ) To shoot at Corona when I see it. ( ) Yeeeehaaaaw. ( ) To appease my massive inferiority complex. ( ) I'm part of the third world and it's not save to go outside without. ( ) My country allows me to although this is undoubtedly not such a great idea. ( ) Well because of that clear voter fraud. ( ) I am dissatisfied with my perceived overall situation which makes me angry.
