Weird ass dream thread, share your weird ass dreams, i will start:
Apart from the ordinary sex dreams, reoccurring dreams of an obstacle course which i am fighting to pass and dreams that i just forget there are a few that stood out which i remember vividly and were extremely detailed, tho i do find those strange and amusing when they happened, recently i have become curious if anyone else had similar experiences.
Tho the dreams were lucid and i am perfectly aware that i am dreaming within them and what am i doing within them i had no influence over the world and the beings that inhabit them, i will list a couple of dreams bellow which i have had:
-Going up a hill in a village, hearing orthodox priests chanting, looking around to see who is chanting but nobody is there. Once the chanting stopped i enter a house, i see a man in a checkered shirt with a mustache standing with an axe in is hand next to a grandma that is on the floor, i ask them "excuse me, where is the way to home?", they point me to a passage way. When i went through it i ended up in my yard, a man was waiting for me there, he had red curly hair and blue eyes, he told me the meaning of the dream in dream lingo which i do not remember nor do i understand in the awoken world.
-Standing in a courtyard with some people, i say "Did you guys know that we are in a dream right now, like this is a dream", they tell me "You cannot say that here", they grab me and throw me in a room. The room consist of a huge wall to my left, a narrow walkway that i am standing on, an abyss to my right and a door behind me and a door at the end of the walkway which i am supposed to go through. I said "fuck that shit, i am going back". I head through the door at back and i end up in a long metal hallway. A WRAITH STARTS FLYING AT ME, I STAND FROZEN AND PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO PROTECT ME, THE WRAITH STOPS IN FRONT OF ME AND SAYS "YOU PRAY TO GOD BUT YOU ARE NOT A CRUSADER!" After which i woke up sweaty
Weird ass dream thread, share your weird ass dreams, i will start:
I had other dreams that are simpler and shorter to explain such as talking to a clone of myself about how to become stronger and better in life and a dream where i was sitting in a room with people and said "Consciousness is like wifi and our brains are connected to it"
Had multiple sexual dreams about my mom last night. Woke up feeling pretty fucked up. This happens quite often
also had a weird dream the one time i took sleeping pills
Weird shapes, colors, noise everywhere, before i awoke i see a multicolored face in front of me, looking at me and smiling
Telling me that she is a greek goddess of some sorts
freaky shit
Men seek out mates that resemble their mothers, in a way she is the example you look for in women, as do women look for men resembling their fathers
Correct but pretty sure she molested me. Don't remember much of my childhood
repressed memories, emotions, thoughts and observations show themselves in dreams
One of the most fucked up dreams i've ever had, was a lucid. They don't happen very often, but my god they're so vivid.
I was at my grandma's house, in the kitchen, and everything seemed normal. Until I look toward the sink, and see my deceased grandma washing the dishes.
It was unnerving, because of how realistic everything was- and how aware I was that this wasn't right. She was just there, washing the dishes like nothing out of the ordinary.
I was writhing with shock and fear, not knowing what was going on.. what she was... but I managed to keep it together, and put my thoughts into words by asking "what simulation is this?"
And she just turned and looked at me, and smiled... with a knowing look... her face remained the same, but her eyes went black. It was all so realistic, I had figured out that this couldn't possibly be real.. but I still hadn't realised it was a dream, because it felt TOO REAL. I tried pinching myself, and felt it. I couldn't wake up!
what happened after her eyes went black? When did you wake up?
I had a similar dream about my great grandma.
It was a few days after she died, in the dream i went to her house to light a fire and keep her warm, she told me "There is no need to light it, i already went cold a while ago" and we both laughed at that morbid joke. Dreaming of dead people can be very traumatic.
My friend was chasing me with a cold face
I was scared
When he was in front of me he just stared at my and I was filled with rage and kept stabbing him
He was just staring at me
Had a dream where I fucked Emma Watson once.
She was dressed as Hermione and was aggressively dancing and pulled her skirt up, layed down and started playing with herself.
I was very young when I had this dream. Probably 8.
I had no idea what a vagina looked like so she had two buttholes in my dream because that was what I though it would look like.
I can still vivedly remember that two butthole'd Emma Watson dream even after all these years.
Non sexual gay dream but I dreamed I had a group masturbation with my best friend, we decided in the dream of we fap at the same time at the same porn or he faps and the I gap because in this dream we lived in a student room, very small.
Weird shit
It was a kind of meta-realisation:
that everything I was perceiving technically *was* a simulation- just a simulation by my own brain.
And when her eyes went black, and she just stopped what she was doing and turned and looked at me.. if felt like a bit like an NPC model glitching out and going into default state; the simulation having no response for me actually interacting with it in that way. I think thats where the dream thankfully ended. It was so shocking, it jolted me awake finally.
What's even more fucked up, is that I actually had a very similar dream (hyper realistic, eyes going black) with my grandad- same place, at their house. Same sort of scenario, an everyday scenario that was super-realistic.. that gets freaky as soon as I interacted with him.
The fucked up thing here, is that this dream happened a good 3-5 years before my grandma died.
My brain had remembered this "going through a simulation of a memory" dream, and had re-visited it.
I had a dream where I was sneaking around outside some building or facility with security guards who had dog-sized security cockroaches, and when I was captured I was put into a box room that was getting flooded with the security roaches trying to kill me while I continued to fight and struggle until it was completely filled with security roaches, and then I woke up drenched in sweat.
This wasn't the first time I had a dreamed of drowning in roaches. What does this mean?
I have no idea what it means but giant security roaches sounds horrifying and cool
Had both of my legs amputated last year. But when I dream I still have legs. It's weird because it feels normal at first but then I notice somethings off.
Many many fucked up dreams, this one is from yesterday I think.
I'm sleeping in my bed and my gf wakes me up to tell me there's blood in the bed under me. I look down and see a medium sized blood poll there, ok wtf is going on?
I check myself out and see a intestine sticking out of my stomach, I press on it and it looks like a dick! Utterly petrified and amused by the shape of the wound I try to go to the medical clinic to check it out. For what ever reason I drive 80 miles to my home town instead of going here to a local doctor. By the time I get there all the nurses are just ignoring me and going home for some reason. I find one doctor who is willing to check me out, a doctor I know my whole life and who basically treated my grandparents too at some point.
Tells me I'm fine and it will go away on it's own.
One time in particular sticks with me
The plot of the dream was that I was playing this new uberrealistic vr game
It was Bill and Ted vs The Invasion of the Planet of the Apes. I took the place of ted, and took a field trip in a submarine base, there's a baby chimp
Took the good route and save it. Fast forward two years, apes have invaded, Doc from Back to the Future is my grandpa, and we're rounding up folks from the high school days to take back earth from various monkeys and gorillas.
Weirdest part is that I was actually scared.
I dreamt of my dead grandmothers, both of them in different dreams. Its unpleasant when I know they are dead, I had a few where we just talked like they're alive, no matter how much one of them was a bitch I always find those dreams pleasant when we just talk, either dead grandparents or my dead dad, that's the only moment we can ever talk to them, even if it's an Illusion, they were all dear to me and I'll take any chance I get to "talk" to them.
Only when they die do you realize how much you wanted to talk to them. Zoomers take note
Cool thread, I've had loads of weird dreams and used to keep a dream diary. Here's just a couple;
First dream was when i was a kid
> hanging out in some outdoors type place like a holiday cabin site or similar in the woods
> looking for pine cones on the floor for some reason
> kid wanders over and gestures for me to follow them
> think it's weird but whatever so follow them ask them their name and stuff and they kept shaking their head
> get to this spot off the forest paths and they point at this smooth rock, shout really loud, then jump on the rock, and open their mouth like they're shouting again but no noise
> I figure its some dumb game and shrug and start to walk away but the kid grabs my arm and pulls me over to the rock
> so I stand on the rock and the kid hits me and I try to tell them to fuck off or whatever but I don't make any noise when I speak
> Kid gives me knowing look, I freak out then wake up
Second dream was when I was about 20
> I'm in the lounge of my shared house, and people are making loads of noise and stuff
> Hear baby crying from upstairs
> Say "well that's great guys, you woke the baby" and walk up to my room
> Baby is awake and crying but is like a weird premature animal baby thats an angry pink colour and writhing
> Remember I don't have a baby and wake up
>The baby part
The weird thing was that in my dream I kind of had this weird feeling like "this is my burden and it isn't the baby's fault so i mustn't let it know it repulses me"