Aight class! Welcome to nigganometry 101. I'm professor Black.
137% of you will fail this class because the white man is keeping you down.
Now, on to our first problem.
Jamal and his homie Deshawn are selling crack to the kids for $7,63 per gram. After selling it to 7 kids the police bust them. They hop in their lowrider while big pimpin busts through the speakers and speed off with 72 miles in hour in a 50 mph zone. The cop car gives chase at 81 miles an hour and runs over 3 children. They're black so nobody cares. When they hit a dead end street they bust out guns blazin at 3 rounds per second, but after running out of ammo the cops get them and Jamal dies even though he said 9 times that he can't breathe. How many times do white people need to say his name?
>Jamal and his homie Deshawn are selling crack to the kids for $7,63 per gram. Immediately, the beginning to the question would throw off most mathematicians, as they would miss that a , was used instead of a .. Since this is nigganometry, the assumption can be made that the $ is being used in context of the Brazilian real, rather than the United States dollar. For simplicity going forwards, the conversion is 7,63BRL to 1.48USD. >After selling it to 7 kids the police bust them. The math from here is simple, 7*1.48=10.36 that we are now working with. >speed off with 72 miles in hour in a 50 mph zone. For this part of the equation, we must do 72/50 to find that they were going 44% over the speed limit. That being said, the police were going 81mph, 62% over. Reducing that by the 44%, Jamal and his homie Deshawn only comitted 18% of a crime.
>runs over 3 children. They're black so nobody cares. During the covid-19 pandemic, the monetary value of a human life arrived at $10,000,000.00. As we all know, a black is only with 3/5 of a human, so we can assume that each child is equivalent to $6,000,000.00 instead. >they bust out guns blazin at 3 rounds per second The time measurement in this part of the question is a red herring, as all that matters is that they did in fact run out of ammo. Jamal and his homie Deshawn wuz real gangstas, so it is obvious that they were using the 33-round extended magazine on two Glock-18 sidearms. This makes for 66 bullets in total. >Jamal dies even though he said 9 times that he can't breathe. Another black man dies, making 4*6,000,000.00=$24,000,000.00 worth of human life lost.
>THE THRILLING CONCLUSION...! When bought in bulk, $0.37 per round makes for $24.42. Adding it up, 82% of $24,000,034.78 was lost. This monetary value multipled by deaths per month over cost of living per month dictates that his name must be spoken 31,008,448,298 times to be avenged.
