So i have kind of hit a rough patch. I was fired on friday from my wage cage, kind of an upper class tom thumbs...

so i have kind of hit a rough patch. I was fired on friday from my wage cage, kind of an upper class tom thumbs, because some bitch reported me for "sexual misconduct" , all i did was show her my new watch in the deep freezer. i have saved around 500 bucks and was thinking about finishing my online edu as a paralegal to earn extra but im not sure if this will fuckin work because of the sexual misconduct. if i invest 500 in a good coin can i make enough money to survive? i am in my mid 30s and dont think going to school is an option for me anymore

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just get another job asap, fuck the crypto bullshit & school. school is only worth it if you're already in okay-ish conditions

crypto is a scam for the people already ahead on it

Also, don't let age get to you, you could get a bachelor's before you're 45, have hope user

Dont show your penis then

this job is a local mom and pop place kind of known for hiring rejects, they didnt do a background check. i have three duis on my rap sheet and dont know who would hire me anymore unless i find another mom pop place. but i wont earn no money that way no more

$500 is nothing in savings

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you "saved" $500? wtf? that's not even enough to last you a month. what the shit you do with your earnings when you have a job? probably amazon prime, 15 streaming services to watch boba fett shiatt, starbucks 8 times a day, and fast food fort every meal? my god you should kys

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i bought the watch from a friend for three grand and use it as a secure rainy day fund, it is probably about half my net worth. but now the rainy day is come and i dont want to give it up

>saved $500
Jesus Fucking Christ America is so third world.
This is savings to you? That's less than a single pay cheque a child makes in Australia working at McDonald's. Honest to god, it's less. It's like 60% of it.

Move to a first world country. You don't even have healthcare there, and if you get an education it's going to count for shit because it's an American education. That's worthless.

Do you realise how fucked you are to be living in a third world country? You need to get out, asap.