You don't have a valentine's date, do you?

You don't have a valentine's date, do you?

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Nope

Asking a sea of lonely people if they are busy tonight...

You wan fuk?

never have

I'm in a happy marriage. Gonna make dinner for the wife, watch some TV, fuck her brains out, and pass out in my lazyboy.

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it's not even a real holiday. it's saint valentine's birthday but no one gave a fuck until Hallmark Greeting Card Company started printing cards for it.

Im married so I gues technically not

Fuck no u think im sort of faggot??

Source: this was revealed to me in a dream

>married
>sex
silly larper! married couples don't fuck!

I already have someone that loves me he's god.

>I never get laid

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My girlfriend is spending valentines with her husband

Lmao cuck

>u think im sort of faggot??
Yes

Faggot Christian. Bet you think the earth is flat too

Nah. Don’t need one

Nope. Tried to but cbf.

No but I ate some Valentine's day candy. That kind of counts.

Based and wholesome

Date? No. But I'm hanging out with Johnny Walker.