You don't have a valentine's date, do you?
You don't have a valentine's date, do you?
Nope
Asking a sea of lonely people if they are busy tonight...
You wan fuk?
never have
I'm in a happy marriage. Gonna make dinner for the wife, watch some TV, fuck her brains out, and pass out in my lazyboy.
it's not even a real holiday. it's saint valentine's birthday but no one gave a fuck until Hallmark Greeting Card Company started printing cards for it.
Im married so I gues technically not
Fuck no u think im sort of faggot??
Source: this was revealed to me in a dream
>married
>sex
silly larper! married couples don't fuck!
I already have someone that loves me he's god.
>I never get laid
My girlfriend is spending valentines with her husband
Lmao cuck
>u think im sort of faggot??
Yes
Faggot Christian. Bet you think the earth is flat too
Nah. Don’t need one
Nope. Tried to but cbf.
No but I ate some Valentine's day candy. That kind of counts.
Based and wholesome
Date? No. But I'm hanging out with Johnny Walker.