Virgin here, I set up a date for tomorrow before work with an escort...

Virgin here, I set up a date for tomorrow before work with an escort. I'm scheduled for 30min but depending on if she let's me go down on her or not I'll opt for the full hour. How do I bring that up? She said no GFE and left it at that via text. Any tips? Just so you know I value my hygiene so I'll be clean. Inb4 don't go down on an escort, this is a one time thing so if she's not looking clean I wont.

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>How do I bring that up?
Firmly shake her hand and say she will get the best ol' lickerino in her life

Lel, she would probably point at door and tell me to leave. Is GFE tied in with going down or that's cuddling/mouth to mouth kissing?

You seriously want to lick a hooker’s genitals? Rather you than me, old son.

When you're 29 and have never tasted pussy you'll take your chances

Not worth it. Wait for a woman you at least care a little

Why not? What's the worst I get herpes? Apparently that's so common that I could very likely get it with a woman I like

>if she's not looking clean I wont.

oh OP, you're not so undeserving of physical touch that you need to risk your health like this. You and I both know that you can't determine microbial presence, bacterial presence or viral presence by looking at a vagina. Homie, where have you been? These past three years have had the news screaming at you that viruses and illness can travel unseen and you think you can assess a professional vagina's health by eyesight alone?

Fuck homie I'm sorry but you gotta be safe and wear a rubber on your dick. This woman has no reason to be honest with you.

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I know what you're saying but I'm just talking about foul smells or if she has some yeast on her pussy, that's all I can really look out for

Tasting pussy can wait - it’s not an essential part of the act for a man and who gives a fuck if a hooker gets off? Put on the condom, get her to suck you if you’re not rock hard (but, being a virgin, you will be) and then climb aboard (or tell her to cowgirl you so you can take it easy) then enjoy the ride until you blow, pay the fee and walk out a non-virgin

Do what you want. Have fun licking the fuckhole that has been used by degenerates and niggers.

Yeah herpes on your mouth is just nasty.

Technically the worst you could get is HIV. Unlikely, but possible.

Don't lick her pussy, retard. Why tf are you spending time, more money sad effort. You're paying her to get you off. What an idiot

Do people here really think that some guys don't get off on liking pussy?

bro, I really deeply mean this - there is zero way, absolutely zero unless you were born with some horrible defect that makes you objectively unattractive that you need to pay for this. All you need to do is:

>delete any porn you have on your PC / cancel any subscription
>clean your space like you're about to move out and want to show people around
>clean yourself like you're auditioning for a movie
>get 8hrs of sleep

That's the basic steps! You're not so undesirable that you need to pay for fornication homie, desire comes from attraction.

To quote Buffalo Bill, really ask yourself this simple addage: "would you fuck me?"

are you on PreP?

That can mitigate risks of HIV/AIDS. PreP's not just for gays lol

I picked up a solid workout routine during the week,fixed my diet, go out on hikes over the weekend, and feel really good but it's not enough. I think this will make me more comfortable around women especially when it comes to fucking a woman I like and letting nerves get best of me

Hey bro - why not just try going to a bar popular for singles? Google "singles bar in my area" or something.

Or look up hobbies in your area that would have women you might like? It's not over bro, I promise

I have no friends, I need a wingman. I think this will be a positive experience. Do you disagree?

Licking the pussy of a girl you know and like? Yes - she’ll appreciate it. Licking the pussy of a skank whore? No - it’ll do nothing for either of you but you get to pay to do it

Screw women. Get some male friends first. Far more important for you than these whores.

I genuinely don't think you should be exchanging fluids with someone who's whole profession is sex. I'm not saying don't have sex with her (lol) just don't exchange fluids and be safe as possible + get a test afterwards.

Also buddy - if you genuinely feel like you have no friends, maybe finding a random women to fuck isn't what's going to solve the problem. Not going to say your behavior isn't an extremely human emotion that I can't relate to, I just think in the long-term it's kinda self destructive to only empty our balls

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this OP! You gotta get homies - what city are you in?

>but depending on if she let's me go down on her

May I impart some wisdom from the late, great Lux Interior, and the Cramps:

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Let me give you some advice

Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
You don't need it so don't eat it
No, don't eat stuff off the sidewalk

No matter how good it looks
You better go by the book
Leave it there, don't you dare
Eat stuff off the sidewalk

No, don't eat stuff out of garbage either
Or you know what'll happen to you?
It's true, you don't need no money
Ah, but you'll sure look funny
On your knees, begging please

You better leave your mouth at home

I recently got led on and ghosted by a female coworker, took her out to lunch twice (good vibes) she said sushi is next, got her number and texted her "here's the spot, let me know what day works for you" then no reaponse. I kept my cool and there's no awkwardness, just think that fucking a woman will help a tad. I will use a condom and won't go down on her after giving it some thought. Thanks

Fucking a woman definitely helps. It will boost your confidence. But only for a short time. Soon you will feel down again. Don‘t rely on pussy to feel good.

It's all good I'm over it, this is mostly to experience something I'm very late to and so that I'm not a nervous sweaty mess when with a woman I really like.