Alright Any Forumsros, does anyone know of a way to make a home covid test positive?
really wanna evade work tomorrow
Alright Any Forumsros, does anyone know of a way to make a home covid test positive?
Xavier Peterson
Landon Torres
Just find a friend who has it and make him test himself. There are literally millions of people infected today
Colton Martinez
sprinkle tab water on it
Angel Cook
Draw a red line on it? or fucking photoshop a red line onto it retard.....
Noah Wright
People post positive tests on here all the time.
Lincoln Green
Can't you just tell your boss you were positive? I did this a couple times and it worked for me
Ian Bell
Put coca cola on it
Bentley Bennett
Send me 500€ and I'll send you my spit and snot.
Aaron Morgan
Get a nigger to cum on the test
Juan Thompson
apparently freezing it before testing can cause false positives
Adrian Gutierrez
Send them this.
Jaxson Scott
French kiss someone showing symptoms and wait two or three days.
Lucas Mitchell
Just call in sick, say you are having covid like symptoms.
Evan Baker
They gave me a HIGHTOP test, and we have to show them that test tomorrow or it would be suspicious
Christopher Sanders
Coworker told me beer works apparently
Owen Sanchez
Use beer
Camden Evans
Coca cola. Try it.
Ian Hall
Use water on the test. Not even fucking with you, my boss' wife works at a clinic and they tested a bunch of anti-body tests with both tap water and distilled water and they all came out positive (which is also apparently the reason they tell you not to drink a couple of hours before taking the test)
Benjamin Nelson
lemon juice apparently works
Michael Johnson
why so angry?
Lucas Miller
orange juice
Eli Parker
where?
Tyler Rivera
Say how on romanian
Jacob Morris
Bingo
Take a pic with the correct angle, fire it into Gimp, copy/paste the control line onto the positive line, add a small bit of distortion filter to it.
Bob's your auntie
Blake Anderson
In conclusion OP: drink a bunch of beers, drink a litre of tapwater, do the test, try not to piss on the floor in the process. Good luck.
Hudson Jackson
coom
Henry Evans
I had it last month. The 5 day paid vacation was nice after I was sick af for 36 hours but wearing a mask at work for 5 days sucked ass.