Tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips

>tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips
>couldn't make Roadster (a car)
>couldn't make Cybertruck (an ugly car)
>couldn't make Loop (a tunnel, literally)
>currently trashing Earth orbit with Starlink
>thinks wasting nuclear power by nuking Mars is a good idea

You guys sure this is real life Tony Stark?

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just a scapegoat. who knows what the majority of powerful people are actually up to.

Just another grifter sucking up money from the gullible. For all intents and purposes he succeeded considering shit for brain zoomies adore this fraud.

literally who?

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I wonder if I will have to change my clock because of him,
smearing a second not sure how i feel.

>tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips

Debunked here: neuralink.com/blog/animal-welfare/

>couldn't make Roadster (a car)

Working on it. Prototypes regularly sighted.

>couldn't make Cybertruck (an ugly car)

Working on it.

>couldn't make Loop (a tunnel, literally)

Vegas Loop actually exists and others are being built.

>thinks wasting nuclear power by nuking Mars is a good idea

It could be a good idea yet.

cnbc.com/2021/11/17/samsung-panasonic-and-tesla-embracing-cobalt-free-batteries-.html

>You guys sure this is real life Tony Stark?
Only simpletons believe in anything this guy sells, he is just a smart conman that took the con to the next level, like Madoff and Elizabeth Holmes.

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>tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips
Sorry user, but that's actually fucking hilarious. I love the musk now if that's true, monkeys screaming in cages as their brains melt, kek

Elon Husk one of the biggest conman in history.

The roadster wasn't made and invented by him, he stole the company with money he made from previous bubbles and ousted the actual two guys who made it.
He didn't invent paypal, didn't even write its code, and wasn't even at the company that was called paypal while it was called paypal.
He tried to copy a nearly 200 years old idea to make a tunnel and ended up being insanely less efficient than a subway line.

All he ever had was a very rich dad, over 30k usd of fuck you money to party in the US while writing horrendously poor code for Zip2, and the luck of a century in selling a complete piece of shit software to Compaq during the dotcom bubble.
Second piece of luck is that his oversized ego hit the jackpot with the era of social media where he can make idiots believe in snake oil, ensuring his tesla stock remains way overpriced so that he can continue the illusion of being rich until it falls apart.

>thinks wasting nuclear power by nuking Mars is a good idea
Wut? Do you know how that shit works? Nuclear power is so plentiful and abundant that it is technically a green energy source. People just don't trust it cuz corrupt Russians blew a plant up, and dumb ass slanty eyes from Japan thought building nuclear power plants was a good idea on an island archipelago exclusively know for tsunamis, earthquakes and lolita porn. Humanity could waste a hundred billion nukes and would be the equivalent of taking a cup of water from the ocean

So you're jealous you aren't smart enough to.con people? Dude there's plenty of books out there that teach you easy money cons, just by one and trick some old.folks

Larry Bumphard

This guys gets it

comparing Elon Musk to a woman, bro

I don't think he meant nuclear power was the problem. It's more the "nuking Mars [to terraform it]" bit. And no, it's not a good idea.
> He wants to destroy/irradiate the only known major source of water to release C02 to fast track climate change.

Learn to read BrAh

>like Madoff and Elizabeth Holmes.
>Elizabeth
Bro

lmao you glowniggers get more desperate every post.

Fuck GM
Fuck kill switches
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
and finally, fuck you OP

>The roadster wasn't made and invented by him, he stole the company with money he made from previous bubbles and ousted the actual two guys who made it.

Nope, it was not until under Musk leadership that Tesla started making serious progress.

>ended up being insanely less efficient than a subway line.

It is efficient enough for the purposes of the city of Vegas. If there is need for more throughput, then Tesla will make an electric bus car. Will be as efficient as a subway while being much cheaper.

Conmans dont land reusable rocket stages.

>the only known major source of water

Water is almost everywhere on Mars, not just polac ice caps. Those caps are mostly CO2.

Elon talks like hes a victim of terrorists making a plea video to his government, but was told to remain calm and not give any signs of distress.

> Animal testing
For fucks sake when are we finally going to switch from this to testing on convicted and proven murderers and thugs?

Fuck you Elon. I get why you need to test on apes, but theres people in this world that deserve such a horrible fate more than innocent primates...

Learn to read bRaH

nah, I dont trust the government to determine who is and is not guilty and not fuck ut up or misuse it

how many rockets have you successfully launched into the orbit of earth's atmosphere, user?

Gotta start failing in order to succeed.
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