Bros...I have an idea

Bros...I have an idea

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You have a dog or somethin'?
Asking for completely no reason...

Yes, but my idea doesn't involve the dog
No, I will not be convinced to involve the dog

Drink the entire bottle of honey and have a heart attack.

Any Forums destroyed my normal thinking.
What's your idea then?

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I wanna fuck the honey jar

So it involves the cat?

do it and film it

One man, one jar.

you will hit the logistical problem of having to remove enough honey from the jar to accomodate the volume of your dick

how will you do it and what will you do with the discarded honey?

lovely hands. do u moisturize?

I've done this many times. It feels the closest to pussy of any common products except Vaseline in rubber glove.

found the hand fetishist

dem digits!

so op are you still here?

seeing as this is Any Forums im sure that won't be much of an issue, you an just dip your pinky to make the needed room

Just a friendly reminder, that's bee vomit you're talking about slathering your junk with. It will go into your urethra.

k

Did not go as planned. The jar overflowed and I got honey on my pants and on the floor. Just gonna stick with my fleshlight

and you didn't tape it :-/

I needed to angle the jar perfectly up and down so more of it didn't overflow and I was too preoccupied with that