February 18, 2022 is the day of our first contact with aliens and February 19...

February 18, 2022 is the day of our first contact with aliens and February 19, 2022 will be the day 70% of all life on this planet will go extinct, including 99% of humans.

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Hurry the fuck up, lazy ass aliens.

I thought it was May 24th. Will it be the Dries or the Nirons, btw? Please, I need to be ready for when the shit goes down.

That doesn't sound like much time to reinstate trump

Oh noes, it's Da Markka Da Bees!

I trust this doom prophet. Quitting my job and buying cocaine right now.

I hope the aliens got their vaccine before landing

If you are lying I will fucking kill you user, because that would be great news

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I fucking hope you're right OP.

Don't worry, the alien invasion will also be rescheduled two weeks later.

AYY LMAO

I've already decided I don't want to be here to witnesses it. I'm broken psychologicaly just for thinking of it. Good bye everyone.

Bye

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Chink has the stop and drop part down, but someone needs to teach him to roll.

i just had an amazing fart

Your life will be spared.

Ayyyy lmao

Two more weeks libtards

glad im part of the 1%

At least your not predicting it in 2 weeks

Nice?
Like meh
Fuck it

You'll never be a real woman

Kinda hope you are right...

AYY LMAO

God I wish

The Grays cannot save you we are too strong. Death will be total.