Be me 18

>Be me 18
>Talking to my mom in the car about my interests
>Mention how I want to switch over to linux for more privacy and efficiency
>She says “Why do you want to keep things private? What are you hiding, Do I need to worry about the FBI knocking down the door?”
>One time in a argument a long time ago when I was 16, she mentioned something about me watching CP
I’m not even into loli’s, shotas, cubs or CP, should I be worried?

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sue your mom

What made her think you were watching cp?

slap your mom and start rubbing her thigh. saying "ill show you why i want to keep things private" and then french kiss her while groping her breasts.

My mom also randomly told me I was watching porn. I was a child using her phone. She's probably projecting

How in tf did you come across a CP?

Your mom definitely said that

She knows user

Most moms aren’t sexy milfs user..

that depends on how drunk you are

OP is probably short. Short people are sussy creeps even to their own mothers.

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She might be referring to anime porn. Perhaps you forgot to close a tag one day? My advice, get a job and buy the thing you want yourself. It's obvious your mom is a boomer.

Speaking about privacy... My mom used to watch me jerk off through the webcam growing up. Gave me bad paranoia now

Im 6’2

Wtf, how?

Gross. You ruined my chub

Spyware she downloaded on my mac before giving it to me

jesus, how did you find out?

>not even into lolis, shota, cubs, or CP

The fact that you're casually throwing around different terms for sub-categories isn't helping your case, user.

"I'm not at all interested in Pokemon... ...no interest in Pikachu, Squirtle, Caterpie, Charizard, Clefairy, Vulpix, or..."

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She directly told me one day. I was the one that was ungrateful and stupid because my mother kept my secret from my father. I asked myself "what secret?" I didn't really had any besides porn I guess. So I asked her and she confirmed it for me. I was too shock to say anything, the entire she yelled at me. It kept echoing in my head I was being watched when I jerked off to spider-man porn on rule 34.

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That made me laugh ngl