How do I get my gf into anal? She hates butt stuff. Won't let me go near her asshole, let me lick it or finger it let alone fuck it. How can I get her into playing with her poop chute?
How do I get my gf into anal? She hates butt stuff. Won't let me go near her asshole...
Aiden Rodriguez
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Sebastian Miller
are you stronger than her?
if so then problem solved
Joseph Brooks
unironically find a hoe do blast her ass and dont be all that sneaky about it once she learns about it be perfectly honest you want more from the relationship and she cant or wont provide it to you and she'll most likely dump your stupid ass which is fine because that hoe will keep you for awhile until she gets bored and cheats on you ect ect repeat until 30 and settle down with a ruined whore like most others ezpz
PS your bitch has been molested or raped at some point which is why shes not interested and likely a general prud bitch
Brayden Wood
Gd that is a nice butthole. Have anymore?
Dylan Sanders
She probably is scared you will have poop on your fingers and dick. Talk to her about this and how she just has to eat papaya or something similar
Chase Thomas
Honestly user, I think you get your anal fetish from porn. I’ve fucked a woman’s asshole after some long talking. It really isn’t worth it. And yes I blame the small amount of porn I saw during my curious early puberty days when internet was somewhat young. Everything in pron is meant to be fantasy and taboo. Anal is one of those things. I got my girlfriend to do anal once. She did something really bad to me and said she’d take it up the ass to compensate. I went in raw no lube. It was difficult. It smelled bad(nope not like shit, like some internal destruction) and then I though “must be what it smells like every time you have gay sex”. That one time was all it took to never do anal again. It’s inconvenient. Messy. Dangerous. If your straight at all male or female taking it up the ass isn’t at all appealing.
I can go for head any day though I love having a bitch swallow my load.
Logan Adams
The only true way not to have poop dick is to get her to do an enema before hand. If its her first time using an enema, you may need to instruct her; otherwise you'll end up with poop all over the bathroom, which is arguably worse than poop dick.
Oliver Cox
easy ... dump her
Liam Diaz
yep you have a good point. I did anal about 3 times in my life and that was it, im done, i prefer dumping all my cum in a pussy. It felt exponentially better especially after round 2 with no clean up.
Easton Martinez
You fuck a man instead
Jose Murphy
Honestly... I guess if I was having a quick lay with some psycho bitch hoe that demanded I fill her asshole id go ahead and do it, with lube. And only after a negative HIV/hepatitis C test lol. But that basically means I’ll only do anal with a bitch again if I im fucking a bitch for a porno scene. Because finding a psycho whore who actually enjoys anal, while that really turns me on in a way, there’s no way such a damaged woman would be going to the HIV/AIDS clinic to test just for me to be able to fuck her up the shit hole.
Once again. That’s why it’s always seen in porn. Those whores are always tested. Reality tends to destroy what you fantasize about. ESPECIALLY with sex.
Ryder Walker
This is the cheapest, quickest, easiest way to get your cock inside of a shit hole. Unless you consider the disgusting idea of fucking another dude or risk of a fuck ton of diseases and plagues too much of a cost for you.
Just do straight porn. STD tested whores. Don’t demand pay, just do it all volunteer. I mean hell, dunno why more men who don’t want to deal with women’s bullshit don’t just volunteer to fuck a bitch so she can make money off it. Win win. You get free sex. She gets money from lonely fappers.
Elijah Harris
Preach.
Once I had a woman who actually wanted anal, I realised after a few times that pussy is superior by far.
Alexander Moore
You are correct user. I’m pretty sure guys decide they want to do anal because they saw in porn as kids
Jack Campbell
Youre the dummy who went in with no lube. and probably no stretch prep.
Ayden Lee
Joshua Clark
would hire/10
Jacob Wood
make her so horny she really begs for it
make her a bit drunk and lick her pussy gooood, start lick her asshole when she is close to orgasm
do it again next time. if she is REALLY horny u can touch her ass a little with your finger and a lot of spit.
make her feel sexy and comfortable.
let her know for sure u dont care about poopy stuff. buy lube with strawberry smell.
never do anything if she say ''no stop''. listen to her. make her horny...
i fucked all my girls in the ass just because i started to toungefuck them in the ass once. one even surprised me with buying her own buttplug.
Jace Morgan
Tl;dr: if she doesn't like anal dump her immediately. Find yourself a better girl, those who don't like anal or other fun stuff don't deserve your time.
Sexual life and your desires are important since they can drive you onto bigger things.
I married a girl after few years of dating, she knew about my fetishes, I knew about hers. It wasn't a mindless affair, we actually have a good chemistry except bed but I made I mistake of thinking I could introduce her to my kinks.
I tried to be patient and supportive, took things on my hands in order to get what I desire: toys, videos and pictures, long preparing sessions, various lubes etc.
Not even mentioning that I do all the rest like bringing food to table and keeping shit in house together and don't ask for much in return, yes, it boils down to even baud comforts exchange.
And it apparently isn't enough still. We're too deep into this marriage thing, have financial responsibilities and truly lots in common. It's just im so burned out on the idea of anal sex I just don't want to do anything else but it. Yesterday was another day I was preparing for a good sex and just turned away and went to sleep after acknowledging she thought about that boring woman stuff like vanilla sex and hugging afterwards.
It makes me think of a divorce as soon as the house is paid. Gotta sell it, dump her and find some girl that loves anal.
It's that important, yes.
Jonathan Rogers
Why would you marry her moron?
Nolan Wood
Retard frog, you ruined the experience yourself.
Don't blame porn, blame yourself. Girl obviously cheated on you and instead of dumping her you tried to get revenge by buttfucking. It wasn't out of love of desire, you were motivated by revenge and did it all wrong.
Rectum barely lubricates itself, you need preparation and need lots of lube.
Not only you're a moron with shit on his dick, your gf was an absolute whore of she was able to take a sick in the ass raw just like that.
And more funny, in her eyes she got forgiveness and you got cheated and shitstained dick.
But yes, of course it's porn to blame.
Luis Myers
If she wont even let you lick it, it's sad to say it's a lost cause. Get a new GF if this is a part of your sexual desires with a woman