Why are you here on a Saturday night

why are you here on a Saturday night

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It's Sunday morning here.

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You cheeky cunt

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sorry Any Forumsros I Any Forumsroke it

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it was my last and only egg

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4 20 am Sunday here . Had a few beers yesterday afternoon, crashed out early yesterday evening, got woken up about an hour or so ago and can't get back to sleep

cuz I ain't got nothin better to do. not like I have fuckin friends or some shit. I work and coem home and get high, what else do ya want frfom me?

I brought you some more but I tripped over your dog and dropped them. Maybe one of them survived?

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This triggered some sort of phobia in me and idk why

i have nowhere else to go

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the law shut down all the cool stuff and i failed to fit into normie society

Procrastinating a homework due for tommorrow that I should finish today

I tried to get you some white eggs instead to help with your niggereggophobia.

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finish it right now

Went to a concert yesterday, it was shit. I don't want to waste a bunch of fucking money at a bar when the liquor store is much easier, and I'm feeling depressed as shit and not in the mood to deal with the obnoxious college kids that live in this town

Done gaming for the night. Kids are asleep. Wife pissed me off so I’m sleeping on the couch. Just winding down for the week. Nothing better to do really until I fall asleep.

Will you marry me?
>No homo.

I didn't even know it was a saturday.

DUDE WEEEDDDDDDD

FENDIPIDUS EGGMEN FROM THE BRUNDLESPHERE!!

alcoholic, but also live in the country and days rarely have meaning besides sunrise and sunset.