Be me

>be me
>be based niggerslayer
>wake up
>look at clock
>5:30 AM, January 3rd 2046
>brand new day
>open up the curtains
>look out on the sunshine filled world in my city
>see a nigger
>day instantly ruined
>close curtains
>proceed to rant to myself about how niggers are a disease
>go on Any Forums
>cry about it for the next 16 hours
>wake up the next day
>brand new day
>open curtains
>look in to my sunshine filled city
>see nigger
>day instantly ruined
>go on Any Forums
>cry about it for the next 16 hours
>wake up next day
>open up curtains look out to my sunshine filled city
>no niggers
>today will be a good day
>look down into the streets
>something is wrong
>people are all running in one direction, getting out of their cars, cars crashing, smoke going up
>what the fuck is going on
>check news
>new virus
>new covid strain?
>maybe, but could it be the cause of this
>get on radio
>hear that everyone should remain indoors with food supply for the next two weeks
>what
>call friends
>no response
>get gun, laptop, clothes, some food, and grab suitcase
>i need to leave the city
>rush downstairs as the rest of the building are trying to get out
>hear snarling in the corner

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>see a nigger
>the nigger has bloodshot eyes and is biting people and screaming that theyre racist and calling them white trash
>shoot him
>guy who got bit thanks me
>as room clears out i help him up
>wait
>look at the bite mark
>the flesh surrounding it is turning suspiciously brown
>nigger brown
>drop him
>aim gun at him
>1 second, the bite mark is turning brown
>2 seconds, his eyes are opening wide and jaw dropping, 50% of limb covered in brown
>3 seconds, the limb is nigger brown and spreading through the rest of his body
>4 seconds, he stands up as it consumes his once sacred white body
>5 seconds, his eyes turn bloodshot
>6 seconds, his body is 30% nigger brown
>i back up
>7 seconds, hes starting to speak
>8 seconds, hes moving towards me calling me racist
>9 seconds, his body is 70% brown
>10 seconds, hes starting to mumble incoherently
>11 seconds, his head is shaping like a chimp
>12 seconds, hes completely nigger brown and rushes me
>shoot him in the head
>he goes down

>is this whats happening?
>go down next floor
>more niggers
>fuck
>everyone is screaming and rushing down the stairs
>people are cramming everywhere
>people are getting trampled and trying to climb over eachother
>jump over railing and land on some people
>begin moving down as i can
>down to second floor, so close
>look down
>bodies piled up, niggers with blood covered mouths
>fuck
>try to climb back up
>people start pushing me down
>ohfuckohshit
>only place i can go is right
>so i go right
>shoot nigger zombies as i do
>run to window
>punch it through
>retard move, hand now bleeding
>bash the rest in with butt of gun and climb through
>niggers are flooding the streets
>my car is surrounded, cant get to it
>fuck need to get somewhere safe
>where in detroit would be safe
>remember schizo klan brothers
>devise plan to get to klan bunker
>board up window as i think
>niggers break through windows and start climbing through
>hurling racial slurs at me and saying im homophobic and racist

>fuck fuck fuck
>jump over railing
>land on top of car
>niggers start reaching towards me
>oh shit
>everywhere are niggers
>how do i do this
>fuckfuckfuck
>car starts driving
>hang on
>belly down on car
>see some fucker was hiding in the car
>he starts driving through street
>bodies start piling up
>eventually this retard somehow manages to crash into another building
>escape into the alleyway as i hear him scream while being devoured
>as i go further into the ally the echos of the zoomer nigger zombies become more distant
>realize im 5 feet in and im making it dramatic
>a nigger comes in
>hes fat as fuck
>shoot him
>hes so fat, the fat stopped the bullet before it hit anything
>fuck
>shoot him again
>shoot him in the head this time
>he goes down
>start climbing up dumpster and over fence
>get out
>street is mostly clear, couple of nigger zombies
>theyre starting to pour in on the left end
>go out the right
>jump in a car
>hotwire it and start driving
>almost out of the city
>start to hear boss music
>a boss nigger turns the corner
>his head is massive
>realize hes controlling the other niggers telepathically
>hes huge, 20 feet tall or something
>try to crash car into him
>he picks up car and throws
>get out of car, ankle broken

>start shooting
>fuck
>get up and limp out
>niggers are pursuing
>break into building and close door
>realize the door isnt locked anymore because i broke the lock
>tfw
>start climbing up stairs
>nigger boss breaks down the balcony
>opens a hole in the building
>break open other window
>pull out grenade
>throw it at him
>sayonara, faggot
>watch as his brains paint the building red
>he falls dead
>rest of niggers wander aimlessly
>im all clear for now
>make a temporary splint for ankle
>running low on ammo
>eat a clif bar
>close to the klan bunker
>climb down
>creep around
>no use of car, too loud
>getting to the suburban areas
>niggers with guns and bats are near
>see mother niggers with belts
>kek
>kek too loud
>they start shooting
>get headshots on most of the niggers with guns
>bat niggers rush me
>mother niggers start screaming
>shoot bat niggers in legs
>no point in wasting any more ammo, time to escape
>break into car
>hotwire
>slam 100 mph down road
>mow down some niggers on the way
>1 mile till i hit klan bunker
>in rural area now

>niggers are starting to thin out
>see woods
>just the occasional nigger or two wandering
>finally stop by path headed to bunker
>look back
>my city, my home, where i grew up
>devastated by nigger disease
>smoke pillars up in the sky, explosions booming
>gunfire sporadically as jets fly overhead
>faintly make out the shape of a mega boss nigger
>helicopters spiraling out of control as niggers shoot at them and grab on to them
>fucking hell, lets hope the military can do it
>entrance of klan bunker
>sliding metal plate opens
>see buddies eyes
>password?
>kill all niggers
>WRONG
>a nigger sees me
>shoot him 3 times
>realize hes a fat nigger
>he keeps rushing
>fuckfuckfuck
>LET ME IN
>i cant let you in till you say the password
>FUCKING LET ME IN
>nigger is 20 feet away advancing fast
>SAY. THE. PASSWORD.
>nigger is 10 feet away
>CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA
>CORRECT
>door opens
>get pulled in
>nigger was close as fuck
>door slides in, closes on his hand, slicing it off
>panting
>"holy fuck user, you lived too?"
>yeah man, i was in the city at the time
>"fuck how did you get out?"
>lot of shooting and quick thinking.
>walk down corridor
>put in password
>open vault door

>walk in
>almost everyone is here
>leader, local Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan welcomes me
>wipe sweat off forehead as cool air touches me
>what happened to johnson?
>"not sure, isnt here yet"
>and varris?
>"no sign of him either"
>not even rodgers?
>"nope"
>fucking hell, i hope theyre alive
>sit down
>open suitcase
>add supplies to the pile
>hear knocking
>buddy gets up and goes to answer
>hear door open
>varris and johnson walk in
>johnson brought a fucking machine gun
>still no sign of rodgers
>so from what i saw, niggers are biting people and turning them into niggers. sort of like a zombie nigger plague, out of a movie sort of. you guys see the same?

>nods all around the room
>varris sits down next to me, sits back and sighs
>you alright man?
>"yeah, broke my ankle"
>epic, me too
>remove splint
>let doctor klansman put bandages on
>well? what are we gonna do?
>long pause
>Grand Wizard speaks
>"we should wait in time for the other klansmen to arrive, ive contacted others in smaller towns"
>nod
>"im not quite sure yet, but there is a chance we could find some sort of cure for this"
>3 days later
>rodgers has arrived, aswell as 3 towns worth of klansmen
>wake up on bunk bed
>climb down
>rodgers is there
>my man!
>"user! how are you doin bud, been a while!"
>do the old brofist handshake
>open up metal door
>grab handgun and put in pocket just in case
>we walk down hall
>into atrium
>get breakfest
>fellow klansmen are here
>see makeshift laboratory in the corner of room
>look in
>scientist klansmen are experimenting on nigger blood
>a nigger is hooked to the wall
>hes mumbling about us being racist and twitching with rage
>what the fuck do you have a nigger in here for?
>"experimentation. theres a chance there could be a cure. we are testing different medicines at the moment. looks like antibiotics and most anti-viral medicines arent working. maybe some sort of drug resistant super disease?"
>tell him to restrain the nigger better
>"its literally chained to the wall, what more can we do?"
>shrug, just tell them to at least put something in front of it
>watch as they move a desk in front of it, staring at me and exaggerating movement to show theyre doing it
>turn around and leave
>sit down in cafeteria
>begin eating
>discuss lab
>15 mins later
>the group of Grand Wizards of the Ku Klux Klan show up
>we all stand up and salute
>"AT EASE, MEN"
>we all sit back down
>"AS YOU KNOW, RECENTLY, SOME SORT OF NIGGER OUTBREAK IS AFFECTING THE POPULATION"
>"WE DO NOT KNOW IF IT IS LOCALIZED TO US, NOR DO WE KNOW IF IT IS NATIONWIDE OR GLOBAL
>"MOST COMMUNICATION METHODS ARE NOT WORKING, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE FAR AND WIDE"

>"THIS CONCLUDES THE REPORT. YOU ARE EXPECTED TO REPORT BACK TO THE ATRIUM BY 6:00 PM TONIGHT"
>brush bits of food off face
>go drop tray off in kitchen
>go to weapons office
>get assigned unit
>UNIT 12 NIGGER SLAYERS
>MEMBERS : user, JOHNSON, VARRIS, RODGERS, SMITH, JACOBS
>report to unit housing
>smith and jacobs are from two separate cities near detroit
>count up weapons, as well as some distributed to us
>5 AR-15 rifles
>6 red smoke m18 grenades
>6 black smoke m18 grenades
>6 blue smoke m18 grenades
>red for man down
>black for help needed
>blue for area clear
>1 M249 machine gun
>5000 rounds of ammunition for machine gun and 600 rounds of ammunition for AR-15s
>fully decorated modified riot Klansman body armor
>we suit up
>holy fuck, this is awesome

Gem thread

>get our Unit Assignment
>recover Klansmen members from chicago
>14 Klansmen members are surrounded in a bunker near the the northwestern outskirts of chicago, we have to figure out a way in to save them
>alright
>go out to atrium, alongside 11 other units
>get debriefed and put task assignment in bag
>we begin moving in an orderly fashion out of bunker
>see that trees around bunker are cut down
>barbed wire and fencing set up
>lights prepared everywhere
>path is more visible
>2 machine gun nests currently manned are set up
>automated turret on top of bunker
>holy fuck the /k/ommandos are based
>get in jeep
>damn, this is awesome
>johnson mounts machine gun on top
>we start driving down road
>over radio we hear to turn around
>C17 globemaster
>holy fucking shit
>cargo hatch opens up
>instructed to drive in
>drive in, because what else do we do
>next few hours of sitting in silence
>land in a field near chicago
>cargo hatch opens
>drive out
>2 other jeeps begin moving out other directions, presumably carrying out their task assignments in our area
>begin driving through woods into detroit
>suburbs
>streets are empty compared to detroit
>something must be wrong
>something has to be wrong
>stop car
>end of street
>silence in the air
>what the fuck is wrong

whoah nigger, you've been reported for racism
enjoy your ban

Is there more?

thanks Any Forumsro im gonna be doing a sequel later on jews
yes, making it up as i go along

>everyone is looking around wide eyed
>Varris is halfway through whispering "what is it?" when niggers start pouring out of the streets
>hundreds are storming down screaming about their #woke tags on twitter and tiktoks
>fuck
>turn left and start racing down streets
>johnsons machine gun firing like hell
>shells litter street quickly
>he stops after nearest nigger zombies drop
>we turn hard right and continue moving down
>look on GPS
>6 miles away from coordinates
>another empty street
>fucking hell
>hoof it through
>slam on the brakes
>look up
>mega boss nigger is here
>125 foot tall mega boss nigger
>mumbles in a booming voice about how we are racist
>tries to stomp on us
>run over his foot because im a prick
>he tries to kick us but stubs his toe on a building
>kek, fag
>4 miles away from klansman bunker
>johnsons machine gun is still firing at mega boss nigger
>turn in and start seeing crowds of niggers
>might ram through
>realize shitty idea, remember what happened to the guy earlier when i was escaping
>alright, maybe not
>move on
>turn right
>start pushing through
>Johnson starts mowing down
>get to klansman bunker
>guys start coming out
>realize we dont have enough room for all of them
>fuck
>tell them to grab on to something

could have been golden you're hanging on the little details too much and also fucking end it already nigger jesus I've been reading this for 15 minutes

im making it half decent, i usually dont write big stories, usually my writing is much better than this but im making this up as i go along
>mfw have 20 guys on one jeep
>some only have a hand grabbing on
>start driving through street trying to cruise to prevent them from falling off
>johnson cant shoot anymore because people are in the way
>throw black smoke grenade
>Any Forums schizo plane flies over 30 seconds later
>drops a fucking bomb
>look forward because cool guys dont look at explosions
>can smell the napalm in the air
>look back at the street in flames
>get out to the suburbs
>throw blue smoke
>see red smoke rising in the distance
>fuck, what happened to them?
>sensible nigger, decide to go to field
>our jeep and one other are here
>20 mins later
>last jeep shows up
>all 6 guys are there, along with two others and a kid
>so what happened exactly?
>"nah, nobody is hurt. kid was just messing around with the grenades and accidentally activated one. now we are all covered in red"
>yes, indeed they are
>plane lands 10 mins later
>cargo hatch begins opening
>suddenly a boss nigger comes through the woods
>fuck
>we start toward the cargo hatch
>tons of the guys with us start jumping out headed towards the cargo hatch
>most of them are in
>all our machine gunners start shooting at it and the surrounding niggers
>cant throw black smoke because napalm blast radius is too big
>we start loading in
>we are last jeep
>start coming in
>as cargo hatch closes, two niggers get in
>plane takes off
>we all get out
>"damn, that was freaky"
>all the people with us are sweaty and exhausted
>"christ almighty"
>hear snarling in corner
>see niggers
>fuck
>they bite three other guys
>see them going for the kid
>retard, think that if i shoot then a hole will go through wall
>figure we are in a pressurized chamber and because i watch sci fi and shit a bigger hole will open and we will all fly out
>tackle the nigger

Too wordy got boring quick. Sage. Do better.

125 feet tall is fucking enormous. I get this is a fantastical story but like 15 feet would be much better

You read all that?

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>rodgers curb stomps it
>sensible buddies shoot the other niggers
>we lost 3 guys
>couple hours later
>land in klansman bunker
>place looks like a full blown military base now
>there are walls now and everything
>mfw fellow klansmen are skilled as fuck
>get in
>see more dead niggers in lab
>full room for it and everything
>partial cure is ready
>feel a bit shitty because thread is getting raped
>decide to end it quickly
>shoot myself
>tfw i shot myself
>die

put me in the screencap

I shot 4 niggers and a nigger loving woman in a drug deal gone south wasn't super racist before now fuck em all

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