How do you hire a hooker without going to jail

How do you hire a hooker without going to jail

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Now that is what I need. But how do you know if she's dirtier than a used needle

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"If youre a cop or working with them you have to tell me"...simple as.

Become a cop

Amd pop rocks will kill you if you swallow them, and masturbating will make you go blind, and Chinese women have sideways vaginas! You dumb retard.

oh my god if that wasn't the most bottom of the barrel scape of all women in my area good lord

I am actively unhorny now that I have seen that site

Go to a country where doing so is legal. The cost of the travel is worth the increase in quality and discount in price.

Its called entrapment otherwise and your case will be thrown out in court. Learn your rights.

Thats not how it works you dumb cunt. Entrament is if they manipulate you in to doing crimes, you not knowing theyre a cop does not manipulate them.

>key words:not knowing
If you ask if they are a cop or working with them and they say "no" its entrapment, that is actually how it works.

I do this by not being an ass-backwards faggot American

Got any sources to valid court cases where this defense has worked?

Thought so. Claiming entrapment doesn't work unless they've entrapped you.

Dude the FBI actually entraps people to commit crime all the time to inflate terror numbers

even if this was true (and it isn't) you'd still go to jail because the judge doesn't care

Sounds like a problem for people who solicit prostitutes.

Rapid HIV antibody test.

They're not perfect, but they're a hell of a lot better than nothing, and you'll know in 20 minutes.

Use the 20 minutes to do some foreplay or something before you check both of your results.

Make sure you have a spare test on hand in case one of you gets a false positive, and remember, even if they're negative for HIV, you can still get Hepatitis from someone and die.

If you really want to be safe, pay top dollar for blood testing the day before you hook up.

Or, you know, spend $1 on a condom like a normal person.

Tinder. Most of then are prostitutes. Or just go to Vegas. They're everywhere and in league with the hotels and casinos.

>Rapid HIV antibody test

Where are all the bodies, user?

If you're in the U.S, just remember never offer money for sex. Offer money fore her valuable time. Pay after the act, never before.

This will protect you both from entrapment and providers that take money and offer no service.

fucking a Any Forums your logic is amazing.

It's called a wood chipper, but they can chew through a lot of other things besides wood.