I'm so scared right now

I'm so scared right now
I'm 19 and have no job and I'm afraid they will draft me and send me to the war in the Ukraine. What do I do?

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break your leg or get obese

I'm already over 300 pounds but is that enough to keep me out of the military? Can I eat lard to get bigger?

Stop being a fucking pussy and do your due diligence. God damn we need this draft to happen more than ever to toughen up these PUSSY zoomers.

Just remember

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Go fight

Wait, he's dead?

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Do they allow Playstation in the military? I would freak without being able to play COD with my buddies all over the world.

look at ukranian porn stars and thank the heavens you'll finally get laid.

>I'm afraid they will draft me and send me to the war in the Ukraine.
You're being hysterical. The US hasn't had a draft since the 70s, and it won't come back now. Stop reading alarmist media and Any Forums
>I'm 19 and have no job
Are you in school? You'll find a job eventually, this isn't something to worry about too much at 19

Don’t worry, they don’t draft Democrats, too high in suicide

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You won't get called up. There's no where for all your hormone meds and dresses, you big fat tranny.

I graduated high school but since then I've just been chilling in my basement playing PlayStation mostly. I don't have any interests and no real talent other than that.

You can play COD for real.

We know, you don’t have to tell us, KYS would be more productive

I'm also borderline diabetic and sweat a lot. Is that enough to keep me out of the military?

if a war kicks off it will be a while before the US actually is forced to reinstate the draft, not to mention it probably wouldnt be very popular i think alot of people would refuse to fight

Can I go to Canada to get away from it? My mom said she'd help me relocate in Canada but I'd have to find a job.

Are you Russian or Ukrainian. If not don't worry you are not going to to war.

tell them you are a straight white male

I'm in the US. I'm scared shitless because I don't want to die in a foreign war.

Where were you when the first bombs dropped?

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The times I've played against Russians in COD, they have always kicked my ass. I don't want it to happen in real life

Get better kid, slav life for you!

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I'm so scared right now I'm hyperventilating

Join the military. You can't get drafted if you're already deployed. Retarded zoomer.

im so scared i put my index finger in my asshole

Become a femboy.
That way you can help the cause!

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Nigga I live in Ukraine how do you think I feel?

Who said this faggot was from the U.S.?

Did you just ASSUME his nationality?

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I'm not a faggot I just don't get along well with girls

man the fuck up and kill some ruskies bitch! fight for the west

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I've watched the Russian throat cut video and I don't want that to happen to me