>Conducting interview at financial services job >Get some resume laid at my feet last minute >Not really done many interviews before >Woman comes in and introduces herself >Was clearly hardcore squeezing my hand to show how dominant her handshake is >ohboyherewego >Ask her about her experience >She is only 25 >"The last 6 years I've managed my own online business" >"Had to deal with a lot of weird crazy customers" >"Started to build my own team" >Ask her about her business, what did it do etc >"We distributed digital content to customers who subscribed to our particular ethos" >what >How come you closed down? >"There was a change in market preference" >You lost all your clients? >She starts stumbling and looking down a lot >ok >"Also I'm looking for around 200k per annum" >whatthefuck >Your small business earned that much? >"We had a lot of subscribers" >subscribers >Realise this girl is talking about an onlyfans >Cancel the interview here
>Next person comes in >Guy, 8 years experience, young and hungry >Hire him on the spot
she wouldn't let you... without paying for it hehe
Brandon Turner
Oh I'd pay. I'd pay anything to sniff feet
Nolan Clark
Nice larp. HR conducts interviews because hiring is a multistep process with legal ramifications. This person would never have reached the interview stage in the real world.
Nolan Evans
HR? This isn't USA
Noah Rogers
Agreed but feminists started the woke movement, let’s watch them burn
Joseph Kelly
>Thinking all companies are the same
This could definitely happen... Not saying it did, but... I managed a branch of a coin-op machine distributor. HR was in another state, we conducted our own interviews. Interviewing for a position inside an amusement park and had a guy come in with his resume, got 90% through the interview before I mentioned 'as long as your background check comes back ok' and he said 'well, legally I guess I'm required to tell you I'm on the sex offender registry, but that shouldn't be a problem, right?' Dude wasn't even legally allowed to be in our building, too many kids
Joseph Brooks
How do people like this even get a job
Austin Green
Hr does the interviews because decades ago some fuckin galaxy brain thought it would help department heads with finding qualified candidates. Turns out hr is completely fucking worthless and usually filled with a buncha fat broads who don't do shit but thoroughly enjoy being able to power trip on occasion.