You've got $100,000 and two weeks, then the Black Widow is coming to assassinate you.
WDYD?
You've got $100,000 and two weeks, then the Black Widow is coming to assassinate you
Leo Barnes
Jeremiah Wood
Drink myself to death in 6 days
Jack Cox
I don't really want anything. I would probably give it away, and let her give me my death. It would be a blessing in the long-run.
Asher Stewart
jew
Luis Ross
>two weeks
>WDYD?
go to Q rally
Gabriel Bailey
Hookers and blow
Hunter Diaz
I would buy an underground bunker with supplies enough to last me a very long time and just hide out so she can't find me.
Carter Moore
Enjoy myself. The black widow is a woman and therefore ineffective in combat against me.
Tyler Phillips
>beautiful girl assassinates me
Why would I care about money
Lucas Morris
>Lockdown my house china style
>only way she can get is through an oversized doggy door in the back of my house
>Stock up on food to last months
>eat like a king the night of, steak and asparagus
>Drink gallons of water
>Day of, piss in front of the doggy door.
>Completely fucking drench the entire part of the house she has to enter through
>She now needs to crawl through layers of my stinky piss
>Break her down and build her up Iceberg Slim style
>She's sobbing
>I comfort her with my penis
>She calls off the hit
>$100 K and a daily blowjob from the Black Widow, ezpz
Chase Bell
slap her and disarm her since real life isn't a movie and I'm stronger than a skinny actress
simps gotta learn, IRL men aren't the accomodating stunt actors she's used to
Liam Hernandez
tongue fuck her shitter
Josiah Richardson
Same.
I would like to meet my end at the hands of a beautiful woman.
Hunter Torres
I’m not running from her. She’s to hot so I would be like meh, worth it.
Robert Gray
Dylan Smith
I would like for a woman to have my skull as a trophy.
Ayden Nelson
btw this is what a peak simp incel sounds like
just end it right now
Chase Morales
It's not really about the girl.
It's mostly because I have no desire to live anyway, and I would LIKE to see what is on the other side...and if the last thing I ever see is beautiful, then that's even better. It's a win-win.
Lucas Evans
Not if I assassinate her anus with my penis first.
Ethan Flores
dig a very shallow hole and live in it
Oliver Harris
Blow it on hookers and blow. Die happy and fucked up
Joseph Morgan
lay on my couch covered in my own filth with the front door unlocked for two weeks
just hope someone takes care of my cat after that