Are you ready to leave your country when shit hits the fan?

Are you ready to leave your country when shit hits the fan?

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Where's 'ur tendies, big guy?

Wouldn't you like to know

Certainly, just need a boat.

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>mwf mosquito hammock, but no banana hammock
Are you gay?

you mean when ww3 starts over ukraine?
where will there be to go?
should the nukes fly, i have a revolver ready to take out my immediate family then myself

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Running from what? Running to what?

>only gun is a 10/22
You're barely even ready to leave the house

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Nobody actually cares about the Ukraine. If you listen to any interview with the west and the reporter asks what actions they will take they mumble some non-committal bullshit about sanctions. Russia will take it, and NATO will whine and write letters, just like the last few times.

Where exactly should I be going?

you know, that better country where shit isn't fucked up

Only reason the US is worried about Ukraine is because of the semiconductor materials, and because they’re standing up to the commies.

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>mwf burt's bees, but no bee's knees
Are you gay?

All this and no cannon? Enjoy being a sitting duck.

Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his heels and fled!

you need solar panels and a good cantenna

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+RAPE DICK+ +ABOVE LEFT EAR ZAPPER+

Judging by the fact your knife and backpack look completely unused I'd say you're pretty far away from ready, but hey, at least someone else will get that cool guy shit you're carrying around.

BTW, you literally have 5 knives. So do you have five arms or are you really that careless that you're constantly losing them? The multitool and a hatchet would be infinitely more useful than 5 knives.

"No stop it, I didn't!"

The more shit people buy, the less they know how to use it.
Training > Gear every time. You can buy everything under the sun, but you're not going to survive shit when you sit on your computer all day.

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Wait goy! America is the best place to live. Don't leave. Work multiple jobs and collect debt.

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