How do I give myself schizophrenia?

How do I give myself schizophrenia?

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weed

Sadly its not legal in my country

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Stop watching news and listening to professionals
And stop doing productive things

Research chemicals.

I once took a lot of research chemicals and lost my mind. Thought I could hear some people being held against their will upstairs in the apartment block. Heard voices saying ‘help me’ and shit. Because I thought it was real I called the cops. 5 minutes later a fucking police van flew down the street and in to the apartment complex cat park, cops jumping out of the sliding doors and then flying up the staircase to the apartment above mine.

Obviously there wasn’t a problem. No prisoners. No modern day slaves. Nothing. Just me tweaking downstairs, psychotic and wasting police time.

Not cool

did you finish high school?

you could have heard spirits, some drugs let your brain perceive more beyond the boundaries that have been imposed by the matrix system, like dmt

Smoke spice and crystal meth

watching gay porn like your friends.

Yeah man everything good now. I’m married, 3 kids. Good job (senior manager) home owner.

At the time I was just in to taking random drugs from the internet. This was about 9 years ago maybe.

this, you heard people in hell

Become a transfemale, shlomo. Israel needs some diversity, you know.

#openboardsforISRAEL

>chemicals

Especially 2ci-Nbome, that shit fry your brain like nothing else

Maybe. It actually sounded like the voices were coming from a canal close to the apartment block. Spent about 3 hours trying to determine where the voices were coming from. Pretty terrifying.

I don’t really believe in stuff like that but anything’s possible I suppose. It sounded like a group of people asking for help, asking to be set free. Men and womens voices.

If you want to become a Christian, I prefer you Catholicism, Orthodoxy or independent one if you think all those versions are heretic, but I warn you, there will be consequences and responsibilites.

You dun goofed

Whacha mean, mate from /qa/?

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You are retarded lmfao... average muttoid

Op, basically the moral of my story is that you really don’t want to try and make yourself mentally ill. My drug induced brush with psychosis wasn’t pleasant. It all feels real, the voices, the terror. It doesn’t surprise me that people with psychosis go on to hurt others sometimes. You can’t separate the reality from the crazy thoughts.

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gemethyst

>schizophrenia bad even though descartes said cogito ergo sum therefore the voices i hear are real

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suck-start a shotgun or tongue-fuck a 12 gauge