How do I hit on my son's teacher without coming out as a creep? Pic related: the teacher
How do I hit on my son's teacher without coming out as a creep? Pic related: the teacher
Kevin Cooper
Brayden Lopez
Just be casual and honest about it. Walk up to her when you see her next and say “Hey, would you like to go on a date sometime? You know my son, your his teacher. Oh no, I’m single. I don’t have a wife no. No I fucked that up, just like I fucked up everything else in my life. I mean, look at my fucking retard faggot son. You see those bruises on his back? You want to be next?”
Leo Garcia
This seems pretty legit
Henry Carter
Do yourself a favor and never stick your dick in anything with a tatoo.
Jeremiah Carter
Don’t reply to me you replaceable little rat.
Cooper Gutierrez
Nasty spics looking bitch with hairy armpits.
Hard pass OP.
Samuel James
Sorry breh. Won't happen again.
Jaxson Gonzalez
I don't have any tattos myself, but why?
Ian Robinson
Well in that case, the tattoo on your mother’s lower back that says “CUM IN ANY HOLE, NO MATTER YOUR RACE” is very misleading, very misleading indeed. She’s a fat fucking whore and when she shat you out she almost flushed you.
William Roberts
she's wearing a ring on her left hand, 3rd finger
considering you're on Any Forums asking for dating advice, i'm confident you're not gonna get anywhere with her
Asher Myers
OP here. Sorry but who are you? Did someone invite you here or are you just like a random that had no one else to speak to so you invited yourself into our conversation..?
Leo Phillips
forward facing cameras create mirror images. thats her right hand, genius.
Henry Rogers
not very often i actually chuckle on this inbred website
Jack Long
Yeah well maybe you could help others chuckle by uploading a picture of your cock, you little shrimp dick rat. You’re dealing with the big dog now.
Justin James
You had me goin in the beginning there ngl
Landon Rogers
If these were different times and you were within throat fucking distance of me right now, I’d be fucking your throat.
Kevin Reyes
iphone: settings->camera->mirror front camera
samsung: camera->settings->uncheck "picture as previewed"
literally the simplest fucking thing on the planet
also, the vast majority of people are right-handed, and thus wear hand jewelry - including watches - on their left hand
Evan Collins
Imagine actually typing all that.. what a loser..
Nolan Bell
You’re both fags
Tell us the truth OP, is she married or single?
Jayden Cruz
every single girl i have known that wears rings wears them on both hands...basically youre telling everyone here that you have no experience with girls. this is further evidenced by your autistic phone settings wall of word-puke.
99% of people dont touch these settings. why are you flexing your autistic virginity?
David Kelly
She’s single I think & post-op