what yall niggas doing for valentines
What yall niggas doing for valentines
I might poop at some time
your mom
Cooking dinner with my pregnant wife.
Nothing, spending it alone like the previous 27 Valentines days.
pretty much this
Taking my 6 month pregnant wife out for a nice dinner then make sweet love to her.
Then I'm going get high af, shes going g to tie me up, and destroy my asshole with an assortment of dildos
Tell me that's not true love
eat valentine's candy maybe watch a movie
make that 33
>dinner with my pregnant wife
>Taking my 6 month pregnant wife out for a nice dinner
What is this cult?
Being the bull for a couple I found on double list
I’m sorry your child’s father is a faggot
Schoolwork in the confines of my disgusting house
make that 41
>”Why are black people outbreeding us?”
“Hey guys I got my wife pregnant”
>”REEEEEEEEEEEE”
More man than you'll ever be user
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Wait until I tell him it's our 4th child, and were not even 30 yet
>Sticking dicks up your ass
Damn how could I ever compete with that
>dont touch my bumhole itll make me gay
Imagine being this insecure and denying yourself immense pleasure.
I made a valentines card that I'm going to send to all of the single girls I know
The one reply I get today and it's this shit. Wonderful. Any Forums is dead.
If I were to engage in romantic behaviour Id do it on any day but valentine
send a dick pic instead
>BUT-T-T user YOU CANT DO THAT IF YOU FALL FOR THE MARRIAGE PILL-ERINO THEN SHE’LL LEAVE YOU AND STEAL ALL YOUR MONEY AND TAKE THE DOG AND THE KIDS AND FUCK TYRONE. STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>Imagine being this much of a degen
Have another (you) fren, it's on the house.
Offing myself is the most likely outcome of my lonely valentine