Rekt thread

rekt thread

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incredible shithole!

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The e break was invented for a reason. People who don't use it are morons.

I got bad news for you user....

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hi im johnny knoxville welcome to jackass

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If that's not a monkey brain in action then I don't know what is

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still the best

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i always wonder... i push shit out of my ass. why cant those faggots push a dildo out?

any medical reason it gets "locked inside you"? what if you keep eating?

None of these retards are pushing the truck.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
world's mean IQ grew after this.

When you shit, your body is engaging in the automatic process of expulsion. When you get a dildo stuck up your ass, your body isn't yet ready to engage all the muscles required to push the dildo out, and you're fighting against the suction power of your own rectum.

Had a good, long laugh before I realized the truck is stuck and the guy is trying to add weight to the bed.

right, then just wait and shit it out a few hours later?

That's not how shitting works. And shit is not as dense or heavy as dildo rubber. And it is physically impossible to relax the rectal sphincter and push something out at the same time. Also, anything going beyond your rectum and into your colon is incredibly painful.