Today I apologized to my girlfriend for being so fucking retarded, and well...

By "stuff", you mean dick?

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Sounds off…if she is done with him it shouldn’t matter. That might still be her side dick user

Strange, are these things very important to her? Just tell her you want her to leave previous relationship in the past and these unnecessary meetings are obviously trigger you. Blame her, so she will feel she is the one who is wrong here.

Dubs

What the fuck are you even talking about. This isn’t like some movie or something dipwad

No dude, I was literally outside the fucking door waiting for her, and I heard, “what the fuck are you doing, stop it!”, and I came in and started throwing punches at him

males and females are different, she exists to make issues and you just want calmness, i bet she knew it might end this way, and shit that she wanted to take back 100% didn't worth it.

It was like some cosmetics and the like, but she had this boars hair brush she got in Portugal that she really wanted back.

You just ran in there and flailed on her ex-bf in his house without asking any questions? See girls are only ok with violence in certain situations and it gets them wet if the situation is right but from experience the ex bf always is a no hitter because they see any issues with their ex's as something only she can deal with even if they need a beating. Girls are conditioned to feel protective of ex's even with the new guy because they feel shame about their ex's and if the new guy comes in and fucks him up they are doubly shamed. its a fucked up mentality but protect whats yours bro

Jesus Christ that makes perfect sense. I think your 100% right. Yah, like she was going to take care of that, as he was trying to get with her against her will… for fucks sake.

Why does this all sound retarded OP?...Is this what stupid people do? You just go in to a guy's house and start fighting him...because of a girl?...

Here's an idea. Stop dating that girl. Date some other girl that isn't as stupid as you, maybe someone that can better your life, or just get a life in general. Who goes around fighting people after the age of 10-12?...

Hmm, I guess you have never had a girlfriend who was being assaulted by a guy against her will. Otherwise I would totally agree

You're an overly protective pussy and she is right to be upset. Spend less time on four chins or risk your relationship

No. I wouldn't date a girl that dumb, which gets to my other point. Date a girl who isn't as stupid as you.

Well look. Firstly, I really like her, and she is pretty hot, secondly, I like woman that I’m smarter than

Sounds like more stupid people talk. You aren't smarter than her. Like I said, who goes around fighting people after the age of 10-12. Good luck with life

With all that said, we did have great sex tonight

Get facepunched without your scriptwriters, tvcuck.