An advanced alien civilization has gained unprecedented access to our internet. However, this thread is the only page they will ever be able to download; thus the images posted must be carefully selected to represent what humans are all about, as this thread will be groundbreaking front page news for billions of aliens of all ages and walks of life living on a planet 1.7 times the mass of Earth orbiting Zeta Reticulae.
This is our only chance. Do us proud
They said 'let them be separate from us'. Even they gain a childlike understanding
Ohh shit it’s the zeta reticulans limp dick soy ass larp.
this is a feet thread now
I never asked for this.
Behold the peak of human art and form.
Even if I was a pedophile, I wouldn't be dumb enough to fall into an obvious trap.
I hope this doesn't become a reality. It will be extinct long before then.
>unprecedented access
>only able to download one thread
pick one. crackheads here have better access.
The bit rate and frequency is classified information, but considering that Voyager One's 34 meter Deep Space Network bit rate currently stands at 160 bits per second, uploading the entire internet is a bit too much to ask smoothbrain
I wouldn't exactly call it unprecedented or leave it up to random anons then. Most here will just think it's a joke or a bored agent poking for information.