Who would win in a cage fight?

Who would win in a cage fight?

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Hey Guys what's going on in this thread?

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What is that thing? A elephant raped a big while a rat was looking?

Yes, it is called a rapir

Mike Tyson. He was bad af back in the day.

The bookies

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Mike waits for them to kill each other and knock the remaining ones. Easy win.

not a single thing here could possibly hold a candle to the elephant what is this stupid inept list

In a cage, half these animals are out of their element , it's not even fair. Elephant, it's got the major weight and distance advantage against anything on the list. Hippo is on par but can't get in range, it might have a chance in the water but not here. Elephant nwill clap everything here 9/10 with a 7/10 against the hippo, rhino, tiger.

Mike Tyson would fuck that elephant up.

The elephant would fuck up any of them off size alone

Did you not read my post nigger?

Can I get a play-by-play analysis of the Elephant vs Rhino?

Rhino, bear, or elephant probably

The Taipan just has to nip any of the others and they're dead in

Tapir blyat it's called

LMAO at people saying Mike or the elephant. The Tiger is the only decent hunter on the list. Tigers have been observed killing elephants before. They are seriously OP. What do you think Mike gonna do against a Tiger? He's 100% fucked. So no explanation needed here. Same for the elephant. He's way to slow. The tiger jumps on him clawing its way to the back of his neck (a natural thing for him) and chew his neck until the elephant collapse of mortal wounds. The rhino can't do shit against the tiger either. His only move is charge. Lol. Good luck. Bear are slow. The rest are a joke.

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shalom!

kek the only correct answer

i saw videos of elephants fucking up rhinos really bad. not even hungry lions dare to fuck with them.

elephants are OP as fuck, and everybody who says otherwise is either lying or just stupid.

>rhino charges with retard tier power rage attack aiming for elephant's trunk
>elephant: "tf this nigga doing", dodges
>rhino crashes into wall
>does this again
>elephant loses his patience and does double-kick attack
>left foot knocks him over and simultaneously 0,5 seconds after right foot crushes rhino's head

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Anyone who doesnt say hippo is braindead