Ok Any Forums which one of you have fucked a potato before? I know some of your dirty fuckers have. Fess up

Ok Any Forums which one of you have fucked a potato before? I know some of your dirty fuckers have. Fess up.

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I have. Made me want to vomit. Fat pig with disgusting pig tits. Would rather have fucked an xbox disc or splash my cock around in a warm tub

Witness dubs. Much respect.

Say what you will, when they salivate durring a blow job its fucking amazing.

I have. The term “potato” is also offensive. The term is cognitively delayed. My current fwb has Downs syndrome and most of the time I completely forget she has it.

Its kind of hard to forget they have it when you stare directly at them.

Cognitively delayed? Delayed means it eventually arrives, nothings arriving for tardtadoes

I hate children. I only hit on women over the age of 50. I like my pussy like I like my wine: dry, white, and aged.

I've fucked a dog and a dead chicken but never a potato. Sorry user.

>>Delayed
Sir that bus is never arriving.

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>>Over fifty
It's like a box of cow tongues all tied up and now it's prolapsing
Bravo user. Bravo.

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Perhaps

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Knew a guy who did once. Said the drool was handy and the fact that she was looking him in the eye with one eye and watching him fuck with the other was a turn on. f'reals.

My wife's landwhale potato cousin wants to fuck me, but I haven't fucked her. She's groped me in front of the whole family, and kissed me in front of my wife.

They are always horny. Always. Cannot get enough.

Didn't Kurt fuck a potato? Maybe that was just a rumor. But the story goes he couldn't finish because she smelled so bad.

I'm not sexually attracted to potatoes, but I like that they always look so happy.

Except for one. Once when I was checking out at a grocery store, I was totally spacing out, and I stared at a potato for a moment or two. The potato then started whining to the cashier that I stared at her, so I just looked down at my feet and scurried off.

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I know you guys have at least fapped to one, whether or not you know it.

But Hannah Hays is "special" in many ways, her brain damage is from a car crash when she was young, thus not 100% original potato.

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so honest. how'd you do it? what was she like?

if you can't notice downs i have some questions about you.....

If I did I wasn't cognizant of it.
Hannah Hays is pretty, but I can't bring myself to fap to her. Somehow it just feels wrong, which is boner-killing for me.

I find it attractive when I think girls seem intelligent or at least normal. But after watching YouTube interviews with pornstars, I've come to find that some pornstars are a lot dumber than I realized... my favorite pornstar right now is Aria Lee, and omg... youtube.com/watch?v=BfyzVbgeu2o

lol I get the feeling you're joking, but if you aren't... haha... is that you, JF Gariepy?

Wow she is fucking dumb...

It’s like she’s doing a bit or something