Gonna be sucking my first dick in a few days, (male, obvs). can i get some first time stories to know what to expect...

gonna be sucking my first dick in a few days, (male, obvs). can i get some first time stories to know what to expect. i'm in my late 20's am i assumed that would be a deal breaker on grindr but it looks guys in their early 20's don't care as much as i thought. this is something i feel like i need to do, its been a fantasy forever. besides grindr what are the best apps for bi guys not into butt stuff and dont like lgbt super aids pride shit. i've seen the horror stories of regret, i don't want that to be me either.

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>femanon here
Guys have a serious advantage here. You know what feels good already. All you have to do is do that, to someone else. We have to guess at first, then rely on feedback to improve. But imagine what you'd like to feel during a BJ, then do that to someone else.

Don't forget to swallow and thank him when he cums in your mouth
>femanon here
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>gonna be sucking my first dick in a few days, (male, obvs)

gay faggot, I think I speak for Any Forums when I say we don't want you here

why not? ive got nothing else better to do with my time.

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Been sucking dick off Grindr for a while now. I originally was going to stop at five just so I could have the experience. I have sucked about 32 now. Honestly as others have said just do what you would want done to you. If it’s your first time and you think you may freak out a little bit closer Hayes when you first start. Don’t look up at the guy it might freak you out on your first blow job. After a couple in start looking up at the guy for one day enjoy it and it makes it hotter for you too.

well, i would if the jews didnt steal my foreskin lol.

Practice on a dildo, or failing that, a cucumber or a carrot or something. Practice suppressing your gag reflex at the very least by forcing your toothbrush back in your throat until you can take more and more of it. Facefucking can be great but be sure to be prepared to kiss, lick, tease it also...real life isn't always like straight porn where you just get your mouth jackhammered until you puke. Flick his head with you're tongue and make out with his entire cock like it's the most important thing on earth. Make sure he's cool with you being a first timer. Don't do any meth or poppers if it's your first time, most gays on the apps really are junkie degenerates. Ask him if he wants to cum in your mouth or face before you start. If he's clean, mix in a little ass eating but again it's not like porn, if he shows up with a bunch of dingleberries or something don't go for it. Have him record a little bit of it on his phone and send it to you so you can jerk off later to yourself being a faggot slut.

>we dont faggots on a gay pornography board

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You'll be good. A lot of guys really get off on having a first timer, and late 20s is still young enough for many. You shouldn't have to worry about any stds. I mean, it's never 100% safe, but sucking one dick is so unlikely to get you anything. You might want to skip swallowing on your first try. Precum is deliciously sweet, regular cum is not. Take your time and go slow, and use your tongue! Don't just be a hole, lick the head and frenulum and stuff. Grindr is still probably your best bet. Maybe try Fetlife, too. A lot of people there aren't into hardcore fetishes and you should be able to find pretty normal people to blow.

ready to watch your thread go viral, OP?

>CUT IS BETTER THAN UNCUT

As a femanon, I like circumcised dicks. They're cleaner, easier to operate, and they feel better for us. They don't taste like dick cheese or 2 weeks worth of neglect. If you want someone to put it in their mouth, have the decency to wash it on a regular basis.

how worried should i be about STD's just doing oral and handies. ngl if caught something serious and permanent i would an hero.

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Any of them with the foreskin pulled back?

> ...not into butt stuff and dont like lgbt super aids pride shit. i've seen the horror stories of regret...

You're gong to regret this decision horribly. It will seem exciting at first, and you'll pretend what you feel is butterflies in you stomach, but that feeling is actually your conscious telling you to stop. You'll pretend it was a thrill and that you are some sort of champ to volunteer to give out a bj online, and deliver. You'll pretend this makes you popular, it doesn't. You'll pretend that the STD you inevitably get is no big deal and that lots of people get them. You'll pretend that the reason it gets harder and harder to make eye contact in the mirror isn't depression.

Follow this path at your own peril.

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I tried it the first time recently when my wife and I had a threesome. He had a big cock and it was difficult to deepthroat. It just made my eyes water. Honestly it wasn't great and killed the fantasy. I might try it again with a smaller cock.

yea but i don't feel anything. mine was botched too, so penatrative sex for me is literally pointless. if it your preference ok, i get it, and if you are actually female please don't get your male children cut. it really just isn't fair for us. i guess at the very least i can find a girl for whom it is a perk. girls don't like bi guys though lol.

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Enjoy the experience. I experimented a bit using Craigslist when that was still a thing to fulfill a fantasy that would not go away. I didn't like it. It wasn't for me, but I don't have any regrets. One thing that I did not expect was that even a rock hard throbbing cock felt soft and fleshy in my mouth. If you can get past that, you might like it. But either way, you will know for sure and won't have to wonder anymore. Good luck, user!

nigga i've been obsessed with cock since i was like, 6 years old (not molested or anything its just been there forever). i love looking at big dicks, i cant help it. im going to be almost 30 in a few months and im completely past the gay death window for guys im actually attracted to. im fucked up anyway, i dont know how much worse this will really make it.

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the guy im with next week is like 8.1. one of those mullato perm zoomie types, talks like a zoomer retard too but his cock looks amazing. probably not the best idea but he knows im a beginner so he probably wont expect much.

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>almost 30
Just lean into the daddy thing and and make it work for you and / or take the bear-pill. There's plenty of fags into older guys. People are gay their entire life, the barely legal twink phase is over for most people so quickly

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>Note text
Lost

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wow that's huge. Go to the adult store, buy yourself a couple of dildos, and start practicing.