Creamy .. dreamy .. steamy ...
WOULD YOU?
Creamy .. dreamy .. steamy ...
WOULD YOU?
yes, i would. would you?
You kidding? I'd join the army right now or sign up as a test subject if they were handing out logs. They're so goshdarn good that my personal safety is secondary. Anything short of guaranteed loss of life or throte, I'll do it for a sliddy snack.
They're brown. Not black, not blue. Brown.
logposter i am also now logposting because you are not doing your job
If I'm not doing our job, you're not doing our job because it's ALL me.
i've made 5 log threads today. how can you accuse me of not doing a good job?
theyre stinky.
If you've made them, I've made them! We need to start taking our medication!
logposter, i am a distinct entity to you
i live on a different continent, and exist in a different space-time to you
Frick off. You're literally me or you're Eustace. Which is it?
A little from column A, a little from column B
Did you ever have sex with Eustace? I might need a DNA test to prove my hypothesis
Let me be more clear - i am yourself and Eustace's baby
E has a pretty and feminine throte but I'm saving myself for Andy.
have you ever contacted Andy and asked if he's willing?
you need to make it more clear to him
Unfortunately, E has infiltrated Andy's personal guard. They won't let me near him.
that's a real shame
but on the other hand, be careful what you wish for
just imagine falling asleep alone, and getting woken up as a log of shit slides down your throat. its probably going to happen one day. there's only so much abuse Andy Sixx can take before he comes after you, i imagine anyway
Don't threaten me with a good time.
FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU Dani's piss streamers are back in town, logfaggots!
I enjoy that nutritious soda straight from his thicc black metal cock.
logs > piss anyday mate
more to savour, more to chew. a more complex palate of fragrances you might say
This. I've drunk piss before. It doesn't compare to Andy's logs.